steve
United States
Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dweeb
WOOF!
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Truckee, United States
Tiger-ed out
Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML
MooCow
United States
Face it!
Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer
Flash, ah ah!
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Animal union
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Anonymous
Get the **** outta here, kid
Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML
Anonymous
Crystal Lake, United States
No pain, no gain
Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML
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FMLsOhilarious 6
You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box
EddiE_CN 8
I suggest you invest in some glasses.
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trollfaced 2
Win!
cruxx 0
While playing sims.
maz255 10
Tigger from Winnie the pooh scares the crap outta me too...
clcbjj31 0
Q: Ya' know what really grinds my gears? A: People who use still use "win" in random situations that make no sense at all.
KelpForBrains 0
Hi Sirin
xSonic 9
Dude....you're so far up Perdix's ass we can't even see your legs anymore
enonymous 9
And on the other side of the cage the Tiger was thinking 'Awesome self-tenderizing dinners!'
chris19sn 4
Here's a thought, just spitballing here but, why not watch where you're going. I know it's crazy, but crazy enough to work.
OWNZ 0
Sounds like someone is helmet special!
Mitcha857 0
In response to both OP and poster #1.. "What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!"
ATSViper 15
Family Guy ftw
whadupdoe 0
idiot!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Obviously...? Much like you.
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ Way to be judgmental.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Oh, really? How so?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, you made a judgement about someone. That's what being judgmental means.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Cool. To quit your defensive bitching, you want your baby formula now or later?
sexxxysydney 14
Really? Everyone on this site it pretty damn judgmental. Soo if that bothers you, gtfo.
StoryOfTheYear 15
65-Lolwtf? 67- I think I'll be ok.
StoryOfTheYear 15
It'll be there once we destroy it.
farnsworth 3
Good news everyone! I've invented a paradox oh **** it.
AyeTee77 18
FU ALL
xleanne_aLly 23
Haha sketch.
ladiesman219 4
Invisible tiger got out
ladiesman219 4
That was a catastrophe!
ladiesman219 4
and that's where midgets came from
FMLsOhilarious 6
You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box
derpster 7
he's the white crayon. nobody likes that thing.
moop256 10
When I was a kid we couldn't even afford white crayons. We had white wax writing sticks.
JustAGuy18 0
Seriously stop driving. Use your dang insurance money on taxi. F...king costing up people insurances because of your stupidity.
EddiE_CN 8
I suggest you invest in some glasses.
Sirin_fml 47
Maybe he meant the OP should spend his face insurance payout on taxi fares. Are you high?
wheel4deal 5
I feel like this happens to u a lot.
cruxx 0
His must have really wrecked that wall.. With his face
JustAGuy18 0
28- Yes it does. $hit happens, move on. No need to troll over how idiot I was to misread.
wheel4deal 5
Ur fault u misread not mine.
JustAGuy18 0
Who said / or gave you the idea it was your fault? Other than that, I admitted it? ......
wheel4deal 5
U misread the fml. Ur fault
VoteForTaco 8
-6. "Today, I RAN full speed....."
wheel4deal 5
How bout no.
StoryOfTheYear 15
6- That is the most brutally butchered comment I've ever read.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Lmao wtf 6
sarcasticbitch 7
I assume that he thinks that OP run into the brick wall with his car.
Seth2014 0
59 I don't even know #51 but I'm on his side cause I hate grammar nazis just like u!
HogwartsDropout7 0
I bet your amount of stupidity trumps their stupidity.
shadystyle 6
take enough steroids and you may be able to kill your own brain cells...oh wait
bubblepaarty 5
YDI. how does that even happen??
tmrwisanotherday 1
Was the tiger pissing him self laughing?
Damien1398 4
Well if you saw a tiger that's perfectly reasonable
J1hill33 12
But the tiger was in a cage.
randomguy1millon_fml 0
Run from the big pussy!
abbyhoneywaffles 11
You're pretty dumb, to be honest.