By ThatGuyWithFMLs - 25/02/2014 09:31 - Japan - Osaka
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By 19apollo91 - 09/05/2011 17:33 - United Kingdom
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The challenge was to create a protocol for measuring the thickness of double and triple glazed windows (none of which open) around the company's building. Nothing to do with our actual jobs, most of us just figured it was a trick to get the new guys caught staring out of windows. He won't tell me his method...
Not a biology major
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By missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom
Baller move
By took it - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Syracuse
By nick_of_time - 23/05/2010 14:23 - United States
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Lol, people are soo funny. I agree with half of the post on here. Karma is indeed a bitch but as for me saying FML because now they might find out and I'll get punished well, they both already know so not so much. BTW, no hearts were broken so wrong again.
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By BDayssuck - 02/09/2009 14:47 - United States
Flow
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By Nikkalicious16 - 18/02/2009 15:26 - United States
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first of all, my dad is my dad... second, i know my red hair is in my genes...kinda goes w.o saying..genious. third, red hair runs on my mothers side, she just doesnt have red hair. fourth, us red heads ARE the shit.
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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia
Attempted romance
By ItRainedOutside - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Petersburg
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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny
Life on Nightmare mode
By shitforchris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Buzzed_Head9 - 17/05/2016 02:58 - United States - Bolingbrook
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Hey, OP here. I'm new to this site, guess I should've made an account before posting? Sorry about that. Anyway, everyone had a pretty good laugh about it after the initial shock wore off! The place had these staggered walls in between the chairs and the other guy was blocked from view. Since it was a busy day, I guess the first stylist had said something along the lines of "the guy on the end just needs a buzz cut". When the second woman had come out she just launched right into it, and I did not say anything about the electric razor because I figured she was just going to clean up the back. But nope. Like a few of you had said, once it was started there was no going back because she went straight down the middle from my forehead to my crown! She was super apologetic about the whole thing, and sent me off with a full giftcard for the future. My hair was sort of on the longer side before, maybe just up to my ears but now it's only 1/8 inch all around. It was a big change but I guess I'll keep it for now since it's comfortable and looks alright. Thanks for all your comments, didn't think anyone would even read this!
By take a fucking seat, gran - 14/12/2013 22:05 - United States - Fullerton
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By ballplaya52 - 08/12/2013 05:04 - United States
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Hey all! OP here. I just a wanted to clear a few things up. I know the wording may have been confusing and given you all the wrong image. When I said that she'd embarrass me by singing in public, I literally meant singing. To me. About me. In public. Loudly. Like not even a real song. But when I read over it when it got published, it sounded to me like people could interpret it like she would sing karaoke or something. Anyways it only lasted a minute or so so it wasn't that bad, but we did get some stares. And for those comments saying to live a little, I don't sing or dance in public as a personal rule because I'm not any good at either. Anyways thanks to the moderators for publishing this and I will see you guys around on this awesome website :)
By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France
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Yeah, I was pretty surprised that with all the things on his desk, he saw the cactus as a way to put me in my place haha.