now afraid...
Bloomington, United States
Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13
I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.
MoidixMois43 21
Time to change the locks?
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Comments (84)
gatorclay97 28
You may want to move...
vikky538 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He broke up with her. That means he moved on
Joshawott 21
I think #1 meant "move house", not "move on".
dolfinmaster 7
Doesn't mean the girlfriend did
MoidixMois43 21
Time to change the locks?
Death546 25
I think it's time for a restraining order
hoeslikedicks 21
Your house is probably haunted by her. LOCK THE SAFE!
Liammg 12
ghosts can get through safes
SleepyPharma 21
I was under the impression that you had to be dead to haunt someone. If they're alive they just call that stalking!
tigerthepredator 16
Set up sone cameras. Show the police.
PennyLane27 32
I don't know why this is downvoted. sound advice!!!
PharmacyJoe 13
I'm wondering if this was just a terrible April Fools prank by someone in your life who not only has access to your dwelling, but knows about your psycho ex's enjoyment of green beans. If not, run.
nickob96 25
This was posted on the 3rd
KatieJBabe 27
Could have been submitted on the 1st.
Demon_of_Light 27
Drive to her house and throw them at her.
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't validate her stalking with more stalking.
vandj8 9
No, he should go there and put the bowl on her front porch (or step or whatever).
mjtg25 3
nah if she's as psycho as he says she'll just eat them without thinking about it.
Phantom425 11
And this was the last post we ever saw from OP.
lantz4levi 19
I'm kinda wondering why op isn't a fan of green beans besides this incident. They are amazing to eat
HelenLFC 27
Maybe because he's only had cheap microwaved ones. They can be stringy
heroqucas 25
Maybe it's because of his ex
Pancake1887 8
...Or did she?