Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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wafflemonger 0
If you're using protection (CONDOMS, not just the pill or something else), then enjoy! And idk what you all are on about, but my first time was AWESOME.
cndrow 0
To add to what the other sane posters have written: Be safe! and have fun. As long as you're responsible, there is nothing wrong with exploring yourself and others. Just remember being responsible not only covers you, but your partner as well.
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Imdead 0
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I feel bad for you my friend. Don't put sex on a pedistal (sp?), you're only setting yourself up to be let down. The first time is sad, awkward and it doesn't matter who it's with, it isn't special. Of course you remember your first time, but only because it scars you for life.
ridiculousXmill 0
Better than being Chris Brown.
wafflemonger 0
If you're using protection (CONDOMS, not just the pill or something else), then enjoy! And idk what you all are on about, but my first time was AWESOME.
w00t_fml 0
Have fun while you still can! Be safe and make sure you are just enjoying yourself. Scr*w what anyone else thinks.
cndrow 0
To add to what the other sane posters have written: Be safe! and have fun. As long as you're responsible, there is nothing wrong with exploring yourself and others. Just remember being responsible not only covers you, but your partner as well.
ThatAJGuy 1
I think I love you O.O jk lol
omg123 0
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you should slow it down. Think about the consequences....reputation, STDs', babies, self esteem issues...pause and think, or just **********.
KrazyKatz3 26
Reputation is a really stupid thing to worry about. As long as the OP is being careful and using (good) condoms then that's the most anyone really can do. I agree if it's hurting her self esteem she should think about it but it sounds like she's having fun.
quiksta 0
Not nympho, just an easy *****.
Rainbowsareshiny 0
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"maybe you just found your new hobby" ...maybe well anyways, basically i don't think you're a **** you're just...........really into what you're doing. and well what can i say? unless you regret having sex with these 4(?) guys, just continue um and think about #40 (what they're saying, not them) haha good luck with that. maybe you can have your tubes tied? and trojans aren't the best brand so YAY sigh good luck.
TxF 0
It happens, it's like a runners high, but then it dwindles