Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Why don't people just put curtains over their damned bathroom windows!? It's not that hard to install them. Or better yet, replace the glass with the kind you can't actually see through!
sucksforyoudude 0
looks like it's time for a house call! break the damn thing!
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Comments (248)
danielle8D 0
u should notice these things!
luck10 0
agree
TheDaveCA 1
huh? he DID notice! that's the point.
danielle8D 0
true but the op doesnt know how long its been there.. for all the op knows she couldve been giving the neighbors a show
TheDaveCA 1
Could be... Or it could be he noticed with 15 minutes of the telescope being there. Either way, blinds or curtains just aren't that expensive.
danielle8D 0
exactly.
garrettjordan 0
what a creeper
observesandgasps 0
why have windows in the bathroom. it's stupid. YDI
advent2060 4
yea but he only noticed wen the neighbor said "hey this is awesome u gotta come over and see this" dad says "hmm that naked girl in the shower looks familiar...hey wait a sec... what the **** that's my house and my kid WTF man" lol
dota_pwnage 7
he just wanted a view of the "full moon"
rachexl 0
she she she she OP is a woman
Larios222 1
creep alert!!!
catriona_cd 0
yet another retard.
Enoch134 0
how old is she 17 18 and did u go kick his ass
Lethario14 0
wat a perv.
pongmaster 0
wow go over there and shove a calculus book in his ask
cartermc17 0
ahah bumb ass didn't know his hot daughter was givin a little strip tease fo em
Jcat_fml 0
Exactly they aren't that expensive, yet it wasn't a requirement? I thought it was standard to put up something for the bathroom. Idiot OP, how stupid are you, do you have nothing on your windows in your bedroom either?
idkweird 0
Every bathroom Ive ever been in has tiny windows that are usually frosted in some way. As in you can't clearly see anyone. I would call the cops and get something to cover the window or obscure the view
martial42 0
creeeeeeeeeeeeep
wiimii 0
true say
bigd140 0
lol
mydiclovesu2 0
r u stupid, telescopes see planets not little girls that's what binoculars r4 ; p
fylreally 0
Daddy's little pornstar
j2484 0
beat the shit out of him
Tripout 0
I wouldve tied him up and skinned him and his family slowly draining his family of thier blood into the tub where I would empty out all thier organs and use a skull as a bowl forcing the guy to eat his famies organs and blood as I'm drowning them one by one into the tub of blood n body parts. then I'd chop off his limbs throwing him in makin him drown but for a faster n more painful death I'd slowly slit his throat as well.
Tripout 0
YEA I KNOW IM MESSED UP. I HAVE WWWWAAAAYYYYY WORSE ONES YET THIER TOO LONG TO WRITE IN XD
defsdgdh 4
moon? like new moon? omfg twilight! everyone scream Jacob
sucks4you09 0
y is everyone not getting mad at the niehbor
jjhtown 0
wow
chely_95 0
DAMN!! I would nail wooden boards to the windows!! that's just creepy.
jdcrazy 0
beat his mothafuckin ass!
albinomustang 0
pepper spray his ass
xXDeadPoolXx 0
props to 35 lmfao might wanna call the cops man you got a creeper
PLUR32609 0
I'm sayin!
FMLowLife 0
What a creep... it looks like someone isn't just using a telescope for looking at the sky!
campbellshayla73 0
wow all bathrooms I've been in dnt hav windows
tatababe 1
151- please see a doctor
littlericht 3
Is that in prison??? Because lots of bathrooms have windows
shinshoku13 19
She did notice idiot
TYbarnes1995 13
Wow
sucksforyoudude 0
looks like it's time for a house call! break the damn thing!
Bl4ck_1c3 2
break the guys neck not telescope!
TheDaveCA 1
Curtains are cheaper than a lawyer and posting bail...
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
call the cops. break the guys neck
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
throw a rock down all the lenses an into his eye!!! FTW!!!
Enoch134 0
get a head shot via the scope like a real sniper
JustinKingr 0
That would be fun to watch
urlifesfked 0
hell ya
xenophanez 0
well, if the telescope were in a window facing her daughter's bathroom window, there's a really good chance he's goin' pedo on her...
Pixelatedpotato 28
No shit Sherlock.
lsfry 0
Maybe teach your daughter to close the blinds if she's not fully dressed? That is just common sense..
SomeonethingStup 0
Yea really, you have nothing to worry about so long as you don't have a whorish daughter who leaves the blinds open. And how have you noticed and she not noticed, maybe she knowingly puts on shows for him?
BigBacker 0
Just put a note on the window. Stop spying perv
Luckster 0
Why don't people just put curtains over their damned bathroom windows!? It's not that hard to install them. Or better yet, replace the glass with the kind you can't actually see through!
Lythiaren 8
Don't even need to replace the glass, just get a can of that glass froster stuff and brush it on.
lemonypower 6
So, astronomy is fun.
linarahmany 6
Our window is really small and above our shower so you can't see into the bathroom unless you get on a ladder right in front of it
captaintaco 0
go over there and smash his face with it
shadaboo2014 0
then call the police n say he fell while lookin at ur daughter in the shower!
ambrz 0
eww. how oldi s ur daughter? if ages under 13 that's child molester status...
unknownanswer 0
how about under 18? I might've able to see 17 but 13? really?
time4coffee 3
Call the cops for stalking- that would be the smart thing
bfffness 0
there's not enough evidence anyway... "officer he has a telescope in HIS window" you can look at whatever the **** you want from your window.. anyone who doesn't like being looked at can close theirs.
DGross 8
wonder what planets he is looking at... I also wonder if he's thinking about taking those planets for a ride def creepy... a legit FML/ cause for concern
Cambo9000 0
maybe he likes looking at the stars
cabbitt 0
I'd tell her to close her damn blinds from now on. But there's no concrete proof he isn't actully using his telescope to watch the stars and planets.
MagicalPegicorn 0
har har.
akiranozaki 0
Pretty sure that's a breach of privacy, though I guess getting a restraining order doesn't mean much if he's using a telescope, haha.
TheDaveCA 1
No breech of privacy if the view is visible from public property or private property owned by a third party. It's more likely the daughter would get charged under whatever laws cover public nudity, although the law in this area varies significantly by juristiction.
callargh 0
I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure the use of a telescope makes this count as intrusion. It's not like she's parading around on the first floor with windows everywhere.