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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
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greenltrn2003 0
lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha
Poke_my_mon 0
Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.
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councilman97 0
that really sucks, this will make you feel better. http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1844477
tenkenshi 2
Don't go there, he's just using you people so he can see the nude pics and videos. Don't help him unless he's willing to repost!!
muchocaliente 0
Maybe you should mind your own business, bitch. YDI for being a ****. First to be sexy, bitch!
redbluegreen 41
You would think a popular site would've leaked by now. No point in referring. Just sayin'. Anyway, back to the OP, if a guy's going to dump you, on the phone, at Subway, ordering a sandwich... You haven't lost anything.
Doorhandle57 0
there're also an ihateallie.com and an ihatekelly.com that are the same...weird
muchocaliente 0
First =D
Casualt1234 0
#14/25. double troll fail
muchocaliente 0
**** you, ********. =)
Six_and_the_Moon 3
"Anyway, back to the OP, if a guy's going to dump you, on the phone, at Subway, ordering a sandwich... You haven't lost anything." Truth
sexymessy 0
Second that #16 I totally agree with you. Doesn't sound like he's much of a keeper at all.
hungryharry 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=4069
youaresofucked 0
Did he order extra ******** DRESSING on his sandwich ?
Antivirus_fml 0
THIS IS NOT A FML! YOUR BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH YOU, SO WHAT? IT HAPPENDS TO MANY, EVERYDAY! GET OVER IT!
muchocaliente 0
**** you, asshole.
ortega_fml 0
YDI for being a ***** and not putting his cockmeat sandwhich in your mouth.
QJD 0
...cockmeat? :X
Penetration 0
THIS IS BECAUSE HE HAD TO ORDER A SANDWICH INSTEAD OF YOU MAKING HIM ONE.
XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
damn.. ^^ got to it a year before me almost.. oh well. like I was planning on saying.. there's your problem! he had to go all the way to Subway for a sandwich when you clearly should have been in the kitchen making him one. this upset him. YDI.
hannah1203 2
Your boyfriend has class ;) lol jk
ohmyword08 0
your boyfriend is a loser. haha
inconvienentgurl 0
he doesn't deserve u if he's gonna dump u like that... #15 if u die alone don't blame it on the girl...ur priorities r wat kept u single >.>
No_Heart 0
Because he eats subway?
wink568 0
He is a loser. At least take comfort in the fact that the people who work at Subway hate him to. There is nothing more annoying than trying to take an order from somebody on a cell phone.
lenasaur 0
Classy.
White667 0
I'd be that dudes friend, Subway rocks.
Ludaxiv 0
I second this
Poke_my_mon 0
Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.
netfreak 0
that sandwich is pure win
Exhumed 0
owned
coldplaylive2003 0
why? did you not like his 5 dollar footlong?
redbluegreen 41
I think footlong is a bit of an exaggeration. Maybe she's the one with the tuna melt?
shadow_child 0
Hahahaha
Mylees 0
omfg ur funny
ABBenzin 0
Ydi for dating the kind of douchebag that doesn't get off the phone when they're ordering their food.
BadOwner 0
...That's a white-trash move >.>
rcbarnes 24
Which one?
Exhumed 0
You should have told him after he dumped you, "Oh well... I was seeing 2 other guys anyway :) that shrimp dick of yours was never enough to satisfy me!"
tenkenshi 2
Nothing else he has is even close to a footlong, zing!
BadOwner 0
ZING!