hottygirl905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Port Saint Lucie, United States
GET UP
Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
Top comments
ambowew 7
Well, what are you waiting for? GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!
qwaszxwesdxc 0
Water you waiting for? Pee what I did there? But I'm not just kidneying around.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (124)
ambowew 7
Well, what are you waiting for? GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!
CareFace 16
Shhhhhhhh! He isn't asleep yet! Pee before you go to sleep, though. Sorry for your kidney infection... Search the black market for a new one. :)
DobiesJS2012 9
Haha #10 I read your comment in a whisper..
KMtheDrummer 6
As you are embedding a quote, the comma before "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" is unnecessary. If you were to say, "My mom said, 'GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!'" then you would be correct, but when used with the phrase "told to" or other phrases used to embed a quote, including the comma is actually incorrect. Grammar nazi strikes again...
somerandomdude19 2
#65- sht duh Fuqq up u Fuqqqin N0 lyffee !! (But aside from that, i do speak correct English and have pretty good grammar)
Cad6 24
76 - "I". In proper English, the "i's" are always capitalized.
iiTsAJ 5
Good luck :)
wild_n_out 8
65, Go **** a knife.
jizzwold 21
I actually didn't have a problem with 65's comment because they were respectful. Grammar nazis are only annoying when they are assholes about it. 65 basically gave us a simple grammar lesson that was devoid of insults and also of any holier than thou attitude so I don't really see the problem.
thatoneguy79 10
88 - more of Grammar Schindler?
jizzwold 21
exactly
disengaged 6
Grammar nazi is an unwanted jerk.
Aquawave7 7
That sucks.
slick5880 22
Better than a catheter.
nado13579 12
2- No way, really!?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Hence it being on FML....
jjohnson26559 1
Sweet mother.
SkoomaKi 28
of God.
nofearjenshere 12
I love Mary!
KendratheUnicorn 0
Your picture goes along with your comment :D
THEKAISER 4
Kidneeds to pee
nofearjenshere 12
^ Very creative (:
LSS_fml 18
Better than dying, I guess..
olpally 33
Anything is better than dying... That's just very unfortunate op, at least your mother cares about your health and well being :)
Torva_fml 16
Anything? I think not... Being enslaved forever, ordeath? Death. Sex slave, or death? Death. Tortured, or death? Obvious...
xNephilim 19
I disagree. Death is the end. Depending on your religious beliefs, nothing comes after it. It's all over. Slavery, sexual or not, and torture? You can live through that and live an amazing life afterwards.
wellinever 5
Good advice. Don't do it the other way round.
FilleNoir 21
Cool story Bro..
ambowew 7
Unlike your comment.
Pandacupcakelove 26
How original.
Michael_92 20
I don't see where kidney infection or crazy mom equals cool.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow, sounds awful.... Now go pee before you die!!
Eiregal2 10
they are awful i had one before. at some point the sight of water makes you want to puke!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Aww I'm sorry :/ that must really be terrible
qwaszxwesdxc 0
Water you waiting for? Pee what I did there? But I'm not just kidneying around.
qwaszxwesdxc 0
Noorfml, you never cease to amuse me. You never piss me off. urine a good position with me.
justinrocks101 0
better to do that that than dying....