Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "Yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were then escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot." I never knew clapping was a crime. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I was out to lunch when someone in the distance proposed to his partner. She said yes, everyone clapped and cheered. I, on the other hand, burst into tears and couldn't stop bawling for about half an hour. I'm a 32 year-old man and didn't even know the happy couple. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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T_BERG 0
congrats but y a food court?
njwrestler171 0
ahh screw them CONGRADS
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happygolucky9 0
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hahaha
truelyawesome 0
those crazy clappers!!! there ruining the peace of the shopping mall! we should sterilieze them all to make sure none proceed after them! oh, and CONGRADS
namelessgiraffe 0
why would you propose in a food court?
ZleveL 0
there's nothin better than proposing in front of a dairy queen and mcdonalds on a sticky floor beside a nasty table with fries scattered eveywhere on it. ahhhh how romantic :)
Youser 0
at a food court? seriously??????
Atmaster 3
why the hell in a mall food court
nriney 0
it could be a specal place for them could have been where they first met or first date or first kiss it could be a romantic or sentimental place for em'
karmaSUCKS321453 0
it's funny because she said yes and he is still being a whiny bitch.
mells105 0
YDI for proposing in a food court who the he'll does that
lenor_fml 7
Perhaps the mall cop was an ex?
drdingus 27
Get a tasty snack?
bjulie1998 5
I think that it's really romantic and spontanious to propose in a food court. I would never guess that I would be proposed to. Plus it might be a special place for them.
bjulie1998 5
I think that it's really romantic and spontanious to propose in a food court. I would never guess that I would be proposed to. Plus it might be a special place for them.
chiaro 0
sounds like people were donig more than applauding
Trevv 0
No, this is just political correctness gone too far... AGAIN!!!
AninOnin 24
Why so many YDIs?
njwrestler171 0
ahh screw them CONGRADS
mad_masquerade 0
There is no D in 'Congratulations'.
TheMystery_fml 6
And there isn't and English class present in here
ryan__h 1
that really sucks. did you try to explain?
T_BERG 0
congrats but y a food court?
Trevv 0
Maybe he brought her there so she wouldn't expect it...? More spontaneous maybe..?
nriney 0
it could be a special place like they could have first met there or had there first kiss/ maybe date it could be a very emotional place for them so bringing her back could be considered romantic
suffokate6 0
she might be fat
cuntbucket 3
What the **** dude?
bluebabae06 0
atleast ya didnt end up in jail after all that
keilz 0
what a weird place to propose...
imajackass 0
how romantic.
bridgette5866 0
exactly what I was thinking. how is this an FML? she said yes.
iJack 0
Thats awesome that you did it in public! But that does suck for you, being escorted and all.
liveitlearnit 0
Was there some significance to the food court? If it was like the place where you had your first date or something, I'd get that. However, if not, it's kind of a crumby place for a proposal. Congratulations anyway, though!
friedchkn97 4
my name is David :) ly2