By ladams94 - 17/07/2016 18:39
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Mind your own business
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Uncanny
By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States
Drunk online shopping FTW!
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Reasoning
By okay then - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Avon Lake
By chinaski7628 - 15/02/2014 07:11 - United States - Glendale
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Op here. As most teachers will tell you, kids cheat all the time and badly, too. I usually write my own tests and worksheets and only write up answer keys when I need them, which does cut down on cheating. I didn't even realize I had a teacher's edition of the textbook until I came across those answers. On that day I had a family emergency and figured book work practice for an upcoming test would be fine. I did talk to the students involved and their parents. Unfortunately, several of the kids involved are habitual truants and failing my class anyway, so suspension, detention and a zero on the assignment don't mean much to them. A few of the kids involved, though they struggle, do come to class everyday and try, they just made a stupid decision. After a long (and embarrassing for them) talk with me, they (hopefully) have learned a lesson about cheating and blindly following others.
Observational comedy
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Official meeting
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Stank ass
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Temper tantrum
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Go away
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Do that again
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First impressions
By I think its dead - 15/01/2013 07:33 - Canada - Brandon
Dad Jokes, part 36646
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By RoseRodent - 03/06/2016 17:58 - United Kingdom - London
I guess that's a no, then?
By Lazyuser2849 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington
Prank of the day
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Marriage (Dress) Story
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One ring to…
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By kingdomgirl94 - 17/05/2016 00:02 - Canada - Peterborough
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Hey everyone, Op here. I live in the basement apartment, with a side door entrance. The problem is that my side door opens directly into an alley, so all packages and mail are brought to the front door. If I knew who was delivering it, it wouldn't be an issue, but it's direct order from build-a-bear (I was finally told what it was after the second time it got sent back) and we don't know who they're using to deliver. I wish that it was going back to my mother in law, but what's even worse is that it keeps getting sent back to the build-a-bear thing in Ohio (I'm in Ontario). The delivery company, thinking that the recipient has moved, doesn't even hold the package or leave a note for pickup, they immediately send it back. I don't think the new neighbours are even doing it to be malicious, I think they're just dumb. It's like six guys just out of residence (this is a university town, I'm a student too) and everytime I've spoken to them I get a deer-in-headlights look. Either way it's super annoying. I really like the suggestion of leaving a note telling the delivery guy that the upstairs neighbours are idiots and that I do in fact live there. Really made me laugh! Here's hoping I get it soon!
By jackroarrr - 12/05/2016 17:47 - Canada - Edmonton
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I work at a group home ... As my shift ended and my coworkers told me they needed to go home I volunteered to take the youth to the hospital and followed procedure filled out the paper work and was at work on time for my next shift I feel like a good job or thanks for not waking me up at 1130 at night and dragging me out of bed from my boss would be appropriate. Entitled no but a thanks instead of a suspension would have been nice.
By Igor - 19/12/2012 05:16 - United States - Lansdale
By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States
Sick move, bro
By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas
Still counts!
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The end of the road
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By uh, ask your dad... - 31/08/2018 12:30 - Australia
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It wasn't a science degree... Just called a Bachelors of Science. I have food cooking experience as well as customer service experience but thanks for your input. Bye.