Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Student becomes the master
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML
I blame the parents
Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, my son came home from school with a catastrophically bad report card. When I asked him for an explanation, he replied, "I'm hesitating between 'family environment' and 'heredity'." FML
Package deal
Today, my spoiled step-daughter had extra chores to do for breaking the rules. She called my wife at work, complained about the chores, then my wife called me and said that she didn't want to deal with the drama. It ended with, "Make her do something else!" WTF! She chooses her own punishment! I hate this kid, seriously. FML
Today, my 25-year-old daughter, who normally doesn't drive, was out using the family car when she came back annoyed and emotional over the "stupid" cars heating being broken. She said no matter how high she turned it up it was still blowing cold air. I checked and it was set to A/C the entire time. FML
Today, the family computer kept overheating. My four-year-old son thought the solution was to pour a nice, cold cup of water on it. FML
Hot hot hot
Today, I visited my mom because I don't see her much due to her living 30 minutes away from me. They just recently fixed their AC. A few hours before I was about to leave, it broke again. I tried to be patient but it heated up to over 80 degrees inside, and I'm really sensitive to heat. Thankfully they weren't offended. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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mla2000 15
Well he's not lying...
PrincessCastiel 27
Everyone always judges Edna before they get to know her. Poor Edna
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mla2000 15
Well he's not lying...
_parth 20
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Well he is not speaking the truth either.
Animekid126 13
My grandmothers name is Edna and she's passed:
orbit 22
Facts don't lie
Moochi456 20
He's got life figured out.
tehdarkness 21
Yup! Kids with wit and the ability to think freely will make it far in life!
booze_n_bitches 37
Ah, those maths questions always use silly names and scenarios. Maybe he'll learn to make a joke but do his work too!
Adm_Twigs 19
Since when did 1+5=replace Air Con?
mikepzz 27
Since billy just had to subtract 3 of 5 chocolate bars.
fantasyworld 39
Since Mary bought 30 watermelons. Why the **** does she need that many?
booze_n_bitches 37
Because cats.
Zebediabolical 45
She bought 30 bottles of vodka as well. Can't you see a frat party in the making?
BigFun76 12
#30. Maybe Mary is bringing them to a homeless shelter to feed the masses?
shessohighh 10
I always thought statistics problems were funny.. "If a marble is drawn at random from an urn...". Who puts marbles in an urn?!
tantanpanda 26
even stranger, physics problems. "A picture frame is hung with string one at 15º and string two at 47º. calculate the tension on both strings". like, who would even hang their pictures like that?
relaxedninja 18
kids these days
PrincessCastiel 27
Everyone always judges Edna before they get to know her. Poor Edna
Sandsh8rk 36
Yeah, everyone should show Edna a little respect.
kjoule 5
Yeah, respect your elders!
evilamoebaattack 20
no, respect your Ednas
DanShowsNoMercy 13
Technically he's right. You should probably punish him though.
pooldude 24
why? cuz he made a joke about some stupid word problem. The teacher was probably laughing on the inside.
Fuaaad1994 31
Not if her name is Edna.
Undecidedlime 6
NO CAPES!
Mynamewontfi 40
Glad to see this comment. It was the first thing I thought of when reading the name Edna.
smackaroonial 20
"It can withstand temperatures of up to one thousand degrees. Oh and machine washable darling, that's a new feature." -Edna Mode
wvcheesehead 13
Thinking outside the box... should be rewarded.
phreaker913 21
Very true. Kids today are taught that outside the box thinking is bad. No, not just bad, but ABHORRENT. I think its great your child has not been corrupted yet :)
Ichiya 29
That isn't thinking out of the box. He was being a smart ass. Besides there is a time and place for innovative thinking. When thinking out of the box is good: Write an essay describing how the government could lower health care costs. When thinking out of the box is not good: What is 2+2?
Shrouds 14
word problems are inherently different. this is a real world scenario and not just simply a 2+2 equation. Edna should call a repairman, woman can't fix stuff is also a valid answer. or maybe Edna is an electrical engineer and can easily fix it herself. no answer is wrong, unless they try to turn the word problem into an equation and they do the math wrong. but if they are not doing the math, everything should be tolerated and maybe explained differently.
Ichiya 29
Yes those are wrong answers they can easily calculate whether it is cheaper to hire a repairman or to buy a replacement. The student knew what was expected it is a real world aplication of what they learned in class not a generic question that any answer that remotely relates to the question will suffice.
wallamanut 14
#74: 1. cheaper to hire a repairman, but the device is still old so it won't last much longer anyway, therefore buying a newer one for an extra 30-40 dollars will be better in the long run. 2. The device is a newer one, so replacing it would be more expensive than hiring someone to fix the one you have. 3. the device could still be under warranty, so the company will either fix or replace it for free. 4. Edna sounds like an old persons name, so neither because she will die soon anyway. there is no wrong answer. the only thing that limits you is yourself. this kid is smart. he's definitely going places as long as people like you don't convince him there's only one answer to every problem in the world.
Ichiya 29
There is wrong answers when it doesn't address the fact that he was required to use the information given to compute which is cheaper. It was a math word problem not an english or science creative solution question. It is people like you who contribute to the decline of society's intellect. I feel my IQ dropping steadily as I read your garbage. What you are coming up with is justifications for not wanting to do the actual work.
wallamanut 14
nowhere in this fml does it state that it was a math problem. nowhere does it state that the answer is "The one that is cheaper. " We don't know what subject this was in. We don't know the circumstances of the problem or any of the variables that had to be considered. By simply stating "It's a math problem. Stop defending not doing the work, you lazy dumb shit, I'm intellectually superior to everyone here. Bla Bla Bla." you are literally proclaiming either how mentally retreated you are, or how much of a blind sheep you've become in your life because for some reason you only have the ability to think things are either black or white. "The answer is 1, and if you don't think so, you're the reason society doesn't progress." except... What if the answer was actually Zero? what if the answer was actually One and Zero? what if the answer was actually Two? what if there is no true, inarguable, undeniable answer. look up the Bobdole VS Clinton crossword puzzle from a few decades ago. might make you understand what I'm talking about.
danimal_crackerz 26
I agree that he should not have said that, and that if he got a suspension he might regret that, but why is this an FML? Either way, good luck with that and getting him to care more about his studies.
zimgirl 18
hahaha sry but that's pretty funny, made me laugh
WCARlover 35
I could never be a teacher cause if a kid said something like that to me I would just laugh and have to resist the urge to tell him that was a great point