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Health scare

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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jcash52426 5

You know there is this thing that sprays hot and cold water out of the wall in you bathroom and if you rub soap on yourself and get under and scrub your body then you won't have food still stuck to your body. At the end of the day. Also how do get chocolate stuck on your body. Other then your hand and mouth from cooking or eating

Geez.... when did you last bathe? How long has it been there? So many questions

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jcash52426 5

You know there is this thing that sprays hot and cold water out of the wall in you bathroom and if you rub soap on yourself and get under and scrub your body then you won't have food still stuck to your body. At the end of the day. Also how do get chocolate stuck on your body. Other then your hand and mouth from cooking or eating

Geez.... when did you last bathe? How long has it been there? So many questions