Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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boomstick 0
Good for him, ******* a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.
FYLDeep 26
So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.
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Comments (64)
JmZ_fml 3
His loss
IVANTTOCOME 0
If the panties don't fit, you must acquit. Worked for OJ
kiltsaresexy 4
If he likes girls that shart their drawers, then let him bask in her skid- markyness. You're better off without him.
XelaKJK 0
All I have to say is that this is a pretty "shitty" situation :)
DishHeads 9
ewwww so you tried them on !???!??
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
65: I can't even begin to explain the stupidity of that statement.
jewban 3
68 I know this is off topic bit I absolutley love your hair color! is it natural?
ColetteL 4
Why do you consider him finding panties an act of cheating? Grammar fail.
jckbco 0
holy crap you are CUTE (and clever) :)
Laura123456789 0
I agree with 68... HAHAHAHAA
fistnazal 10
Your boy friend is a doo doo chaser
phapho88 0
make him that shit stain right off
BakNBitz 0
I think you are missing a verb... I just accidentally _____ the whole Coke bottle.
Zeppelinman311 0
hoofed? lol
Gravitex 0
lmfao!!
WeirdUp 0
family bomdin is fun!!
n8equalsd 0
Yes, I enjoy bombing families as well.
lovemysnubber 0
no way 2 other people that like bombing families?!? I thought I was the only one!!
TheBananaTheif 0
THREE people.
NaCheezIt 0
4 fer sure
boomstick 0
Good for him, ******* a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.
mfmylifesrsly 30
maybe she likes it in the butt and maybe he has a poo fetish so he doesn't have her wipe cause it's a turn on
boomstick 0
All the more reason to run far, far away.
Mr_Zachary 0
28: i am sensing a defensive quality in your comment! should we be worried?
Annies 20
It could have been blood
jazlon21 0
ewe!!!shit stains!!!cheats with a bitch who can't wipe her own ass...yuk!!!!!
AnaDarkAngel 0
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS DISGUSTING....HE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFESS HIS DIRTY DEADS INSTEAD OF "GIVING" YOU DIRTY UNDERWEAR!!!
theshocker09 1
nice shirt! i saw them in concert a little over a month ago
sloppyflow 1
agreed #7 plus, let alone cheating with girl who can't even clean herself properly is somewhat more disturbing. just saying
Emmy_m92 0
dirty deads?
sassypants93 17
57- Yeah he keeps dirty dead people in the closet.
sassypants93 17
Mine are clean...
clintmaggard 0
heyyyy
FYLDeep 26
So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.
SkyEatsJack 4
Deep I agree completely.
starile 20
Girls could be attracted to any guy, unbeknownst to them if they're a cheater or not. OP, dump his ass.
Discombobulated9 12
Girls like bad boys?
sassypants93 17
They don't know that they are cheaters when they start dating them! If they do, then it is their fault. I would much rather go out with a nice guy that treats me right than a bad boy.
f3rD1 0
that's what they all say...
ttorigibson 2
Girls like cars & money.
IVANTTOCOME 0
Maybe he wore the panties.
WankersCramp 0
that would have been a better lie "No I'm not cheating, I'm just a sick sick human being"
acevu 0
Get even and shag the sitter
b1acksharpi3mark 0
Or sag the shitter?
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
nice pic....
perdix 31
Lose some weight and wash off the skid marks. . . have a holly jolly!
Tikwichka 5
I thought it was fake tan lines. I'm holding on to that thought - nicer mental images...
penguinazul 13
What if the underwear is too big? She simply said they don't fit, not that they were too small. BF might be a plumpa-humpa! Now this is going to start comments about how all fat people are nasty, lazy slobs who don't wipe their asses. Stereotyping starts..... NOW!
CANNIBALx 0
omg fat people are nasty, lazy slobs who don't know how to wipe their asses. it's disgusting
Pawned71 0
so true ^
penguinazul 13
See, what'd I tell ya! XD