Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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Top comments
fliflafla 0
well does she?
AeryFairy 10
Ew. Just plain ew.
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Comments (139)
ryepdx 0
Awkward... O.o
codyxfail 0
Dads this week are so cool.
iSlowPwnz 0
Indeed haha! I laughed hard when I read that FML! ;D
Fop 6
I didn't laugh, I was mortified. When my dad and his woman have sex, you hear it throughout the building. They're in the first floor with the door closed, I'm in the second with the door closed. @OP, you're lucky you can just switch rooms... FYL, horrid parents.
TokiWartooth 0
horrid parents? his dad is ******* hilarious.
michalk92 0
lmfao
iAlwaysYDI 0
most epicest FML evar !!
bezach 0
today my parents had sex and I called child services for having horrid parents, I'm now in a. group home and my parents.need to now attend court, fml.
shaubygal 11
115 hell yeah his dad is
Muthalecka 1
Lol
DalekScythe 0
he isn't ******* hilarious... he was ******* his wife
AeryFairy 10
Ew. Just plain ew.
Sirrush 0
wow, your dad isn't very confident about himself is he? btw fyl
fliflafla 0
well does she?
max_wilder 9
yes
_Noon_ 0
Whahahaha. Best FML this week :D Fav'd. And yeah, I agree with #2, eww!
xChrista1xx 0
ugh
Emico_fml 0
That's the creepiest thing I've ever read.
kellbelle26 0
I find it hard to believe a dad would really ask his daughter that.
Sirrush 0
pay attention, the OP was male
_Noon_ 0
Me too, but on the other hand, this is beyond everything you could make up, so therefore I believe it :|
kellbelle26 0
Oh, that makes since. :)
timtam24 0
since?
UncleverName_FYL 0
LOL timtam it makes perfect since
fawfulster 11
BEHOLD! A new "How do I shot web?" has born!
saze_fml 0
Hahaha one of the funniest FMLs I've read this week. Wow does ur life suck dude
_Noon_ 0
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