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By kpjc - 21/10/2016 00:29 - United States - Lawrence
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By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Nathanael Johnson - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By Amie89 - 09/10/2016 04:37 - United States - Toledo
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By DrunkGirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France
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By funnyhowthatwork - 17/08/2016 17:19 - United States - Montrose
Op here, I explained just how far I moved (since I only mentioned moving but not the distance) We are meeting up in a few weeks to have that drink!
By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:34 - United States
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By cmerr - 19/03/2009 07:40 - United States
By Raven3434 - 27/09/2009 18:33 - United States
Just to put it out there, he had complete kidney failure. He is now on dialysis. His kidneys are toast and he needs a transplant. Apparently it was caused by years of high blood pressure. His kidneys were in trouble before we even met. And I had been encouraging him to go to the doctor. He had seen a few doctors, but nobody diagnosed him until his lungs were full of fluid. He can't drink too much fluid because he can't get rid of it without dialysis. He cant eat too many fruits or vegetables because he can't process out the extra phosphate and potassium. He also has to limit his sodium, but that wasn't part of my original post. Just wanted to clarify things. Thanks to all of you out there who offered support. Its been a really hard time.
By FML Approved - 28/10/2017 04:00 - United States - New York
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By ladams94 - 17/07/2016 18:39
It wasn't a science degree... Just called a Bachelors of Science. I have food cooking experience as well as customer service experience but thanks for your input. Bye.
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By okay then - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Avon Lake
By chinaski7628 - 15/02/2014 07:11 - United States - Glendale
Op here. As most teachers will tell you, kids cheat all the time and badly, too. I usually write my own tests and worksheets and only write up answer keys when I need them, which does cut down on cheating. I didn't even realize I had a teacher's edition of the textbook until I came across those answers. On that day I had a family emergency and figured book work practice for an upcoming test would be fine. I did talk to the students involved and their parents. Unfortunately, several of the kids involved are habitual truants and failing my class anyway, so suspension, detention and a zero on the assignment don't mean much to them. A few of the kids involved, though they struggle, do come to class everyday and try, they just made a stupid decision. After a long (and embarrassing for them) talk with me, they (hopefully) have learned a lesson about cheating and blindly following others.
By laurenraeee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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Hey, OP here. The FML was poorly written, mostly because they never get published so, who would care, right? Oops. Sorry! My husband and I have been actively trying to conceive for a while now, and he's a truck driver who's only home on weekends, so it's doubly difficult. These past few weeks, I've been very moody and having odd (for me) food wants, so we were really hopeful, but Aunt Flo showed up, so hopes were dashed. Looking back, I've had some new stresses in my life that probably contributed to the moodiness, as I'm usually a fairly even-tempered person. And, as I can't afford healthcare (we make too much for assistance but not enough to actually afford any plans), getting checks would cost more than we could pay. In a month or so, his job will offer company-wide health care, so we'll see what happens then. :)