Getthelysol
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Anonymous
Shidding and farding
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
SD.
Essex Junction, United States
Little bundles of joy
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Carolina R-h
Stinky
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
raebay
United States
Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML
hairball
United States
Hair care
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
Eringobrag88
United States
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Anonymous
Thomasville, United States
That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Anonymous
Moonee Ponds, Australia
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Anonymous
Minnedosa, Canada
Natural selection
Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML
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Sinshine 28
And you're surprised that a baby poops randomly?
RichardPencil 32
They grow up so fast!
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RichardPencil 32
They grow up so fast!
PenguinPal3017 19
I have bathed my friend's daughter many times. I used a laundry basket in the bathtub to prevent her from falling and hurting herself.
Sinshine 28
And you're surprised that a baby poops randomly?
Charlie Given 28
My oldest pooped everytime we bathed her till we started giving her showers
whiskey'swino 15
People pay good money for mud baths, your's decided to make her own.
zuckerburg 21
Must be your first kid if you didn't know they did that. Not sure why you're bathing her in the sink though. Maybe to save on dish washing liquid as you're doing the dishes? *shrug. You're going to have many more FML moments like this if you keep treating your kid like a dish
caggybandicoot 34
It’s really not uncommon to bathe young babies in the sink. It’s smaller, safer, and the sink is at a far more manageable height for the parent. Though whatever, you go ahead being judgmental.
Phillycheeze 20
Love your comment.
adelaine782002 17
Who are you to judge.. God? nope! Shut up! You probably dont even have kids! or better yet keep them in a cellar.
zuckerburg 21
I am God. Stop masturbating, it's sick!
ryand82 11
That'll happen
XUDT72 24
Hopefully you have a garbage disposal...
lexos 16
What did you expect it's not like baby's that age are known to have a lot of control on their bowel movement.
silentbabydeer 10
That’s okay, it’s easy clean up. Just bleach the sink real good and it will be good to go!