Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got sent home from work for appearing stoned/under the influence of drugs. I suffer from severe hay fever, which no antihistamine has fixed yet, hence the red and glassy eyes. FML
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML
Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my mom forbade me from taking any allergy medicine, because she is afraid that I'll turn into a meth addict. I have horrible allergies and can barely see or stop sneezing without them. FML
Today, while I took my dog out, my mother began to cook, took a Xanax, locked the doors, and passed out. When I managed to get in, I called the paramedics because she was in the smoke for at least an hour. When she became conscious, she blamed me for everything. FML
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interesting33 37
you passed out from lack of oxygen? I'd advise you to see a doctor or hospital, now. That shouldn't be happening and you need to make sure nothing was hurt in your brain when you had no oxygen. disclaimer, I am not medically trained or even medically knowledgeable. but those are my thoughts
RichardPencil 32
Make it clear to your mom that making her late for work was not the main purpose for you passing out in the bathroom. It was just a nice little bonus.
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interesting33 37
you passed out from lack of oxygen? I'd advise you to see a doctor or hospital, now. That shouldn't be happening and you need to make sure nothing was hurt in your brain when you had no oxygen. disclaimer, I am not medically trained or even medically knowledgeable. but those are my thoughts
RichardPencil 32
Make it clear to your mom that making her late for work was not the main purpose for you passing out in the bathroom. It was just a nice little bonus.
real life problems 26
Parents that neglect their kids, should have never had kids in the first place.
dexter420 21
Whats that gotta do with spelling
Davros 12
I have the same issue. I use an asthma inhaler when my lungs aren't working so well. The ONLY thing I've found to clear my nose is Afrin Severe Congestion. It's in the green box. I dont think I could live with out it. Definitely see your doctor for booster shot and pills.
openawhole00 6
Sounds like the bathroom scene from the exorcist to me
Charlie Given 28
I've got severe allergies as well sounnds like your having allergy induced asthma attacks, go see a ENT(ear nose and throat specialist) soon.
peterblackmer91 12
Well that's obviously not normal.