Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
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EILIABNMAD 7
Did you finish your conversation at least?
Inkoseh 33
Ah yes, one of those secret Fresh Breath life hacks!
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Inkoseh 33
Ah yes, one of those secret Fresh Breath life hacks!
EILIABNMAD 7
Did you finish your conversation at least?
RichardPencil 32
That’s the pits!
Glowworm56 27
That reminds me of the time I almost put my lemon gel toothpaste on my face instead of my face cleanser one morning in college.
Zekfen 17
At least you won’t have to worry about upper lip sweat! How has everybody passed over the fact that she was talking to herself? Or is this a normal thing people do?
marcy_89 8
Totally normal.
real life problems 26
I only talk to myself if I need good advice that I can trust
devi_916 39
I talk to myself A LOT, but I have never distracted nor confused myself into doing something like that.
colombia_mami 9
I mean, is there a size difference?