Today, marks three days since I was supposed to follow the moving truck to my new home. Instead, I got super sick and my dad drove away without me. I've been laying on a dog cushion the entire weekend because my bed is 500 miles away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have to spend the whole day in a moving truck with my dad. He had beans for dinner, and it's too cold to crack open a window. FML
Today, my dad and I had to move in with my mom. There's only two tiny rooms, and my aunt lives there along with her dogs and my cat. The dogs have tried to kill my cat, I have to share the bed with my mom, who snores BAD, and I haven't slept in two days. I work early all week. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, I was sent 800 km home from my interstate job because I have the sniffles. FML
Today, after driving 900 miles, the tongue on my trailer broke ten miles away from home. I was stuck on the side of the road for 3 hours. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, I set aside an entire week off to watch my parents' house while they went on vacation. I'd only just got here and they'd barely left when the hospital called. My drunk uncle died from a concussion, so my parents cancelled everything. I feel bad for my aunt, but my boss knows where I live, and my dad's an ass. I'm trapped. FML
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aGMAELSTR0M 10
Dad: C'mon kid, it's time to make our way towards a new beginning! OP: *puking* Dad: *puts on shades* This truck stops for no man.
Inkoseh 33
I'm sorry you were sick! Was it not financially possible for you to just get a motel/hotel for the weekend for super cheap around you? At least you'd have a bed! Get well soon!
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Inkoseh 33
I'm sorry you were sick! Was it not financially possible for you to just get a motel/hotel for the weekend for super cheap around you? At least you'd have a bed! Get well soon!
Mortoli 30
super cheap? its $50 for a night -_-
Inkoseh 33
It depends on whats worth it to you. I've gotten rates of $70 for a weekend using those hotel finder sites. If I were sick, I'd love a bed (and free breakfast) and pay for it over sleeping on a dog bed. Even if I had to go home to let the dog out!
soulreaper12296 28
Yeah #17. Compared to most places, $50 is super cheap.
aGMAELSTR0M 10
Dad: C'mon kid, it's time to make our way towards a new beginning! OP: *puking* Dad: *puts on shades* This truck stops for no man.
dihannasaurus 9
except the one who puts gas in it.
ohmyllamas 6
I literally just died ????
Pandacupcakelove 26
Well damn. At least you have a generous dog
AverageAvarice 23
That's cold.
RabbitOfAurora 28
You could say you're as sick as a ... Dog!
quazimozart 19
Goddamnit
RabbitOfAurora 28
I saw my chance and I took it! NO REGRETS!
Thegoofygoober 15
pants will be pulled down this day!
Colon_Man 17
The funny* thing is; you might be sick because of your dog. I almost lost my leg in March because my dog caught an animal in the back yard, rolled in it, and came inside. With my comprised immune system I picked up a bacteria and it went right for the leg. *not 'funny' "Ha ha!", like I'm a clown, here to amuse you. Like, funny, how?
domolovesyoshi 33
Not everyone's immunes systems are compromised if the dog was the reason they wouldn't have kept it
Stuffaluffagus 25
I'd never get rid of my dog for anything, regardless of whether they made me sick or not. Some people aren't assholes
SilverInGray 25
13 - If it's threatening your health, it's probably best for you and your dog to find it a new home. If you die, most people won't care enough to find it a good place and would just drop it off at the pound. It wouldn't make someone an asshole.
Mortoli 30
wow sry to hear. glad my immune systems basically supermans. lol it strong as steel so i almost never get sick. used to suck during hs but its a win for work. lol
Xamry14 10
Yes because I'm sure those exact circumstances happen every day and the poster is in life threatening danger 24/7
MelRose520 2
look on the bright side, at least you didn't get sick while you were on the road and had to stop and rest in some random state
wow2mylife 25
go get an hotel room if you can afford it
PainInTheAsss 16
You must be sick of your current living condition.
Solsticee 7
Ba dum tss!
sassysamm22 7
tbh your dad sounds like a complete asshat