Pirate Jim
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By face - 25/03/2009 05:45 - United States
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By really? - 20/03/2013 04:55 - United States
By GothicAngel17 - 07/04/2012 01:52 - Australia - Southport
By Britters89 - 04/10/2009 17:17 - United States
yes, I definitely failed..... I had an exam at 10:00 and thought it was 11:00. Professor locks the door at the beginning, and I would have failed the class if I was late. Fortunately, my brother repairs windows, so i ended up getting it fixed for free :)
By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City
By badatgenders - 03/10/2009 22:49 - Norway
ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!
By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 06:19 - United States
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By OptimusVader - 13/03/2013 13:36 - United States
Well I did mention it was rickety. It rocked while I dusted and it was just poorly made, overall. It tilted forward, the drawer slid out and I couldn't catch it in time. Then BAM! Sudden singing light show from an old woman's rabbit.
By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada
By Why - 02/04/2014 08:13 - Australia - Sydney
By Sir_ND_Pity - 11/03/2013 19:57 - United States - Fresno
I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!
By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 09:54 - United States - Sunnyvale
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Seems like the best solution so far. I think I might actually try that when everything opens again.