Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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Top comments
SugarCrazy 14
Nice teacher... Mine would've been like "Walk to the bus stop -.-"
MrXerxes5 6
Even parents are still scared of teachers it seems.
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Comments (140)
srayray 5
....hi....
bombtastic 10
Did you remind her? Maybe she forgot or something, or she thought it wasn't that important.
DudeImBetter 0
or maybe her mom is some kind of dumbass.
doom2 8
at least op got a ride though.. none of my teachers would have even offered. they would have been like, "well alright then, see you at school!"
bombtastic 10
the teacher part was a good thing, but people are forgetful. you can't tell me you honestly remembered something without being reminded at least once.
misomalu 0
neither of my parents have ever purposefully made a nearing with my parents and forgot, if they cant make it to something for me they let me know beforehand, it's not hard to put an appointment in ur phone
CryMoreFMLs 15
OPs mom must've been busy entertaining herself and lost track of time.
imacreeper 3
Be lucky you didn't have to stay alone. I was in the same situation once and the teacher said "Goodbye, have a great weekend. Projects are due Tuesday." -_-
CountryGirl111 7
aw poor op =( nd how could she think it wasnt important its her kid!
VeeVengeance 0
I bet she was too busy plowing the guy from up the street. Sorry buddy, your mom's a *****.
DaslovesTrack 2
what a messed up parent...
intheboot 0
lmao. some kind of dumbass. i bet that was an akward ride home.
smurfsarwales 9
haha u were stood up by ur mom :D
EvilPotato 15
you shouldn't drive with strangers :P
LoveForNerd2 0
Use you polite words, 9.
Anderswartz 4
9, OP is male
DaslovesTrack 2
nice bulldog
MrXerxes5 6
Even parents are still scared of teachers it seems.
lonewolf6613 4
teachers are scared of my mom... is that bad?
delaney4 0
same here lonewolf
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
my school knows if they don't please me they'll hear from my mom, so I have it pretty easy ;)
lonewolf6613 4
I always threaten to get my mom involved. after that I tend to get my way. having a scary mommy has its advantages :)
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
exactly 107 you get ma drift completely :)
astrotacohead 0
wow u seem like a fag who can't fight his own fights I would like to kick ur ass o wait you'll probably call ur mom to fight for u
lonewolf6613 4
wow u seem like a fag since ur gay enough to hit a girl who has done nothing to you. dumbass I can't argue with a teacher even though most of mine are assholes who will give u a failing grade and refuse to tutor you if u have red highlights. those are the cases when I call my mom so don't speak if you don't know. and for the record if you were to so much as lay a hand on me I'd kick your ass. I don't care if you are a girl or a guy.
SugarCrazy 14
Nice teacher... Mine would've been like "Walk to the bus stop -.-"
SeerePetrova 0
ahhhh you're so cute....:)
yummcookie 0
Mine would've been like "I can't legally do that" I'm 19 on a degree course as we can't take our lecturer to the pub for a thankyou. our uni policy sucks
ceddyz17 10
there has got to be a part 2 to this story
Miss_Michaela 10
Well.. There isn't.
rawrrawrrachael 0
is your life dedicated to posting stupid comments on FMLs? just wondering.
ceddyz17 10
pretty damn close
Mitcha857 0
50, is your life dedicated to questioning other peoples dedications?
A7X_LoVeee 10
81 is your life dedicated to question others who question other people's dedications?
lonewolf6613 4
102 is your life dedicated to... aww forget it. It's too confusing to word that question. or maybe I'm just lazy
Soloman212 28
Guys, are your lives dedicated to questioning the previous guys dedications?!
LoveForNerd2 0
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YacL 15
I would have had to catch the bus.
fanceh 10
what if your mom had the teacher as a child? :D
moosemonkey1000 6
What?
Thanatos1206 0
I think what they meant was "what if your mom had the teacher when your mom was a child?"
fanceh 10
yeah, my bad. I was joking that maybe the mom was in her class when she was younger.
geeksaresexy 18
That made perfect sense to me the first time..
smurfsarwales 9
her mom had the sex with teacher when she was a child?
Bobissmall 13
Her mum gave birth to the teacher in child form? :O
RJM_isaBeast 0
ur pretty dumb
sky22_fml 7
That made sense the first time to me lol...
lulututu 4
95 made me laugh out loud :)
Trainspotting_fml 9
Maybe your mom was in detention??
JDintheHOUSE 2
that was not funny...
mk58 31
How awkward. :S
mypig 2
your boss giving you a ride is worse.
25shark 5
who cares?