Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
Today, on our twelfth wedding anniversary, my wife fell asleep at a fine dining restaurant table within seconds of asking me about my exciting job interview. FML
Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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Top comments
revan546 24
Camoflauge OP! Smart thinkin... They'll never get you now..
junkman6 22
I bet your husband didn't know he married a ninja until this anniversary. How does it feel to reveal your secret?
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Comments (45)
revan546 24
Camoflauge OP! Smart thinkin... They'll never get you now..
martialart1st18 19
You went to dinner before 3:13 AM?
revan546 24
No I didn't, but thank you for asking.
iOceanus 18
33: If you're going to thread-jack, at least mention that you're talking to OP.
jaellin 18
Happy anniversary!
Attoron98 1
3rd comment woohoo! Also that sucks but at least if pirates attack you can hide easier :-D
bummervacation 10
So the carpet literally matches what's draped over you? Solution: shave that very pattern on your pubes and be punny for the next 8 hours :D
Jellybellybeanz 22
What the heck dude??
Dave_Davington 34
17 - He went full retard. This is why you never go full retard.
junkman6 22
#4 the original comment was hilarious why did you go "full retard" and edit it?
INeedAUserNamr 13
#4 What the hell. How would she do that. She's not going to walk into the bathroom and shave her stuff.
gingaa96 18
What the actual ****, 4?
HeyTherexxx 21
One day you'll look back at this and laugh, so don't worry, OP. Happy anniversary!
Michael903 18
Look on the bright side. Your husband was proudly too busy looking at you to notice.
junkman6 22
I bet your husband didn't know he married a ninja until this anniversary. How does it feel to reveal your secret?
NineInchSacks 11
At least it doesn't clash! Happy anniversary!
yeti37 16
Relax and just blend in...
xx000o 27
Don't worry about the little things, you were probably the only one who noticed. Happy 25th