Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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jennifer93 0
you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
classickari 0
wow. that sucks. screw him
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classickari 0
wow. that sucks. screw him
jennifer93 0
not literally though
Idonebeenhad 17
foursome? "cringes as I get attacked by trolls"
xMexicanXJesusx 0
If he try's to do anything with you later remind him that you're his little sister.
Big_Red_138 3
You should introduce him as your douchebag ex-boyfriend. Sounds like a good compromise..
KiddNYC1O 22
"try's"... hahaha
Poopolicious 5
say he got you pregnant and walk away! leave him looking embarassed :D
braasilianx0 4
dump him. jerk move. or, if you want to get back at him, 'forgive him', and when you go to the movies with him, pull a fast one just like he did. two can play the game. :)
aeshleyrose 6
Totally agree. What the hell is the point of staying with someone like that?
TylersMB 0
you should have told them that you guys have had sex multiple times.. that would have scared them away.
YacL 15
I like 39's idea.
ShadowSnipe 0
When he tries to do anything sexually, say I'm not into incest.
ColdplaySucks 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
My question is who takes their sister to the movies? That itself is kinda strange in my opinion.
ilovejorgerabara 3
I agree you should have been like, no actually I'm his ex girlfriend or something like that. I don't understand why you'd let him say that and still consider him your boyfriend.
Miq94 0
haha legend'
PurpleRae420 0
And I wouldve embarassed the **** OUTTA HIM in front of them! Screw that dickless fucktard find someone else better and I bet those bitches were ugly
docscientist 10
143 - you've never hung out with family before? wtf?
AwesomeAsFcuk 0
You guys are silly. The girl was obviously his sister who was really into incest and was so in love with his brother tht she made a fake reality that they were going out and have been for 2 years. duh
Meowchie 5
YDI for not dumping him on the spot.
Dig_yer_own_hole 2
whatta winner!
CountryGirl111 7
more like whatta asshole lol
JesusFishTaco 5
No, he's a winner.
YacL 15
No, I'd go with asshole.
derek2143 0
nope winner
salvorican 24
I think he's a wiener up an ass hole
YacL 15
59- What a combo breaker
The_Weirdo 10
Ok guys, the better question is what's a whatta.
Hummbinger 5
'Whatta' is slang for 'what a'
Deadshot108 0
Really? Well, if no one else will...DUH, WINNING!
kaoss54 3
you guys can hate if u want to but the fact that she's still with him cuz she said bf not ex-bf makes him a playa so don't hate the playa hate the game!!! hahaha
Flutist 3
The fact that you think being a "playa" is cool makes me hope no girl/guy ever goes out with you.
Staige40 0
id say asshole, dump him
benjimm1 0
being a playa is cool. you should try it sometime. and whatta winna yeah boy
lmBrown 0
182 sounds like a desperate hater...
austinthebossman 2
whattaburger
cherrybitches 6
dump him that messed up
sannamm 5
I agree! dump his ass. what a douche.
MISSJMAGIC 6
yes, dump his ass
jennifer93 0
you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
89Delta8 0
are you in to incest?
ShelbyyCakess 0
wiiiiin(:
lidemocr 0
gotta hand it to you girl, that's brilliant!! :)
dillies 3
that is just to awesome....i give u a whoop whoop :D
Netsirk66 0
I see your comments on several of these! haha. Not that that's a problem.
PeteElMalo 0
Jennifer ftw
USMCSNIPER209 0
I agree
brookie063 5
haha that's brilliant!
Olovio 5
WINCEST
CEG3 0
43 your mom is
Jojo08_fml 0
niiiceee!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Haha that woulda got him back 4 shure
beeboyaxl 2
WIN...
lerouxmaster 7
WINcest !
theUBERcomment 1
epic win
music87 14
XD your idea wins so much.
MellyLuck1484 7
your comment is so win.
TKello 6
You mean...we "were" together for two years...right?
Tatertotz515 0
haha:)
MellyLuck1484 7
I sure hope she meant that. I'd have slapped him right there and not let him say a word after "sister"
shovels 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
maybe he thought it would be awkward if he invited them while he was with his girlfriend... You have to look at both sides of the story...
koortneyg 12
are you stupid?
monzach 5
I really hate it when people end all of their sentences with three dots...it's really stupid...and pointless...
LaughinStock 16
^ i take it then ur comment is useless?
shovels 0
29- she said "we went to the movies"... So, if you go to see a movie with someone, that automatically means it's a date!?!? Have you ever gone to a movie with your mom or dad? Maybe he just thought it would be more fun to spend time with more people? Or how about this, if you had a bag of M&M's, would you just eat one and say, "I'm done, I've had enough"? Or would you say, "Ha, there are a couple more M&M's that require my attention. I'm gonna allow these M&M's to be eaten (out)!" What if they had pretzels or peanuts inside of them, 29?!?! You're probably racist too, so do you only eat the yellow M&M's? Nah brah... You don't! Now, 29, do you like the diversity in M&M's? Or would you rather chew on one for the rest of your life, because you don't have the balls to swallow?!
Gema2dicks 0
Your stupidity amazes me, 149. I hope you never have children.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
*Ahem* To my calculations, if x divided by y over the square root of 9 is indeed, 632, and you multiply that by the correlation of the wind and the sun, you will obviously see he was ******* JOKING. Thank you, and have a nice day, good sir. :)
hiyourcute 0
I feel like shovels realized how fricken retarded his first comment was and then decided to pretend he had been joking the whole time
sabrinahusic 0
149 are you seriously comparing girls to M&M's? On the other hand OP your boyfriend is a douche. I'd kick him in the balls really hard and walk away.
Flutist 3
How dare he compare women to candy! I am writing the president! Also, if the girl already has a pretzle and nuts inside her then she has been lying to you and she is a dude.
sabrinahusic 0
I see your sarcasm there :P lol
A7X_LoVeee 10
I think my IQ dropped a few points. Derrrp... *facepalm*
nickizal 0
your dumb
PutriAprileine 0
149, you're so retarded. of course it's a ******* date. it's boyfriend and girlfriend. if it's with your parents then it wouldn't be a date anymore.
sac2000 6
I agree with #151
whyask 0
149- it doesnt make it a date if yooh go to the movies with just anyone but it does if he your bf.
whyask 0
you* sorry my ipod was acting retared so i spelled it yooh but i ment you
Skaw_fml 8
Like if they where hidding something important....
theUBERcomment 1
152- my calculations imply an epic win around the vicinity of your comment :D
dollee_ 0
What the **** dude.
claiiire_fml 17
Obviously it's a ******* date if they've been together for 2 years. You're a complete dipshit. And of COURSE it would have been awkward; he's blatantly trying to cheat on his gf.
cupcakeluver1212 0
I would also dump him that us so stupid and mean!
mruizk9 7
that's when u kick him in the nuts!
cougar41 8
my oath kick to the gonads n dump his sleazy ass! if he does that in front of you what does he do behind your back?
emsiti 6
maybey he wants to break up?
jennifer93 0
maybe*
emsiti 6
sorry i'm on ipod and typing fast and they double post is because my ipod lagged out sorry
emsiti 6
the*
xxEternalRain 13
Thats a harsh way to end a relationship
Justine94_x 31
Still no reason to be an asshole the way he was.
emsiti 6
maybey he wants to break up?