Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML
Steady as she goes
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Frozen
Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML
Stylist
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Check this out
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
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JacksonCampbell 9
How'd that work out for you?
EmoGiana 0
I just wanna know why. :)
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JacksonCampbell 9
How'd that work out for you?
whiteboy7thst 2
I'm guessing that she received many prostitution offers.
L3Paparazzo 7
snuggies are awesome but would never be caught wearing 'em
EmoGiana 0
8- I'm imagining OP is a guy, and that is why it is an FML.
EmoGiana 0
22- Not exactly. A girl is a girl. A guy will hit on you if your wearing a lobster costume, they don't care. All girls still have a.... Never mind.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Atleast OP was comfortable while being embarrassed and humiliated. I imagine he looked like a member of a cult.
violetdabomb 0
lol be thankful it wasn't just the sneakers....
Niki0308 0
They had old men following them, I would guess.
pman590 8
And I think it would probs be worse for a girl who might have to go back home to her dad...
abbi96x 0
I'll be lying on the couch just chilling in my snuggie[88] are you Bruno Mars by any chance? Bruno Mars going for a walk in his snuggie..
jesse70781 2
hi u r really cute ;-)
volley4eva1698 0
she's taken by her gorgeous boyfriend lmao
cmfh88 0
wow 97, think you're huge or somethin? feel the need for the tank top pic? haha lame... p.s. sweet pickup technique let's see how that works out for ya
Snowstar 0
More like "How many awesome people asked you out?"
YacL 15
Is it just me, or does 97 kinda come off as a douche?
opendoorclosed 8
You're saying it wrong, people now say "douché". viva la revolucion!
Di55le 9
ctfu u must of read my mind cause I was laughin at the same dude
RebelCandy 0
#30, I don't know if you can see who likes and dislikes you comment but I accidentally pushed thumbs up...stupid iPod, but I meant for it to be a thumbs down 'cuz the comment is stupid.
volley4eva1698 0
Hahh I love how 97 deletes his picture...
shannonreneee 11
Personally, I think that it's fashion forward. Good on you!
AA357 0
talk about the 'walk of shame'
EvilPotato 15
that's hot.
Cokie_the_Clown 5
Too bad it was a snuggle instead of the cloak of invisibility. Oh well, Harrry Potter with snuggle swag =).
steph87_fml 0
your clearly dumb!
cummbubble 0
i see you bruno mars. no?....
mintcar 10
153, way to go.
landonlasater 3
my snuggle is for camping and camping only, in freezing temps
landonlasater 3
now why don't ya teach me how to dougie
Metaltoiletpaper 0
this is how I walk everyday
skyttlz 32
173- but snuggies aren't super warm. mines thin.
atomicbaboon 0
ya know, it's really hard to agree with you when you use incorrect grammar. but I promise, I'm trying really hard to.
bodmonontheblock 0
no wonder 153 is blonde
supernerd352 7
hangover 3
milky953 0
I'm guessing that came off as sarcasm?
princessRiRi97 0
suggies are amazing i walk around the house with mine on all the time no clothes on underneath on the regular!
IceeCreamm 7
97 - Are we all looking at his camera?
Justforlolz 14
I came here a bit late, anyone mind telling me what 97 said?
Aryan_Sheen 0
*you're
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
cocksucking gypsy! lol i doubt its the legit whiteboy though :/
Ravens1001 0
EPIC FAIL
afraidfurball 0
there are standards tho
afraidfurball 0
there are standards tho
mandasdrey 0
I'd like to know a's well
guitarman1998 0
#116 I voted down for you. Let's say this whole thing never happened *pulls out men i black memory eraser*
Topygrl21 8
41- lmao haha that's why its anonymous
abbi96x 0
what did 97 say about me?:/
robotiick 12
97- hey does u wearing a tank top make ur dick feel big
angrymexican 8
I don't think it would be a good idea for ur name to be supernerd and have a pic of the alliance emblem
n_epic_fail 14
97-lol =] you all know damn well how comfy a snuggle is! a OP has swag ;) baha
Cmliedtke 0
good night?
volley4eva1698 0
fashion statement..plain and simple but to the point! it'll catch on like wild fire
max_wilder 9
swag
laxscorer106 0
well, she could have been walking home in just sneakers
Tuesdaythe10th 11
the thing i want to know is : why were you outside your home in a snuggle ?
sara8866 8
Some people would consider this a GREAT night and others would consider it a BAD BAD night it just all depends on who you are or who you ask!!!!
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
feelin' the breeze between the knees.
MrHughJass 0
179- Why would a naked baby jump in a pool for a dollar? (Dont flame me, I know thats a Nirvana album cover)
KVT86 5
Snuggie pub crawl, most likely
ovechkinisbeast 9
YDI for owning a snuggie, wuggies (or weezer snuggies) are what you should buy
alyslove 5
walk of shame.
laurbear12 3
Droodika 6
Why did you wear a snuggie in the first place?
EmoGiana 0
I just wanna know why. :)
UnicornPukePink 0
Me too!!!!'
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
really? I just wanna know how comfy the snuggie was
skating4life 0
@ 125 haha and me too
kitty5399 0
I agree. What happened to the rest of your clothes?
WinMan 7
taking the beaver for a walk
TylerX 0
Walk of shame.
yougotapes 7
didn't want to learn how to dougie
alexg823 0
Go cut yourself. lol, jk. I saw your posts in this "emo fml" and you said you cut yourself. Do you really? Thats weird lol.
lost12 0
teela
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
187 how does that make sense?
NomOnShroomz 14
She did it, she did it, she did it cause' she can... actually it might be he...
blanquito 1
where was he walking home from?
yougotapes 7
306 from Bruno's song... smh
mk58 31
At least you weren't totally naked!
Bizenghastly 0
I don't see what ops complaining about ... snuggies are freaking comfy ( and ever so stylish!!!^_^)
somethinorother 0
snuggie..... stylish : does not compute
MurphyS94 4
137- snuggies are NOT comfortable... your back gets cold way too easily.
laxscorer106 0
182, agreed, and who said they were stylish???
Bizenghastly 0
^_^ calm your ******* I was only kidding
itsmeyippie 0
who says he was wearing it on the front? maybe op had it on backwards (bare front side) and streaked their way home with a cape?
Docbee 11
So.. you went commando?
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Pray. Just pray that there wasn't a breeze.
Eggers 2
115- yeah because we obviously don't want the op to have had even an iota of enjoyment from that FML moment.
awkward_turtles 1
no no. this site could do without another miami heat fan.
coralita 0
puertoricanmafia: con q le vas a Miami?!? q traidor!! jajaja Barea es el mejor!!
puertoricanmafia 0
si empeze llendole a miami no puedo ser asi tengo q acabar cpn miami ! ;) en el corazon kiero q gabe dallas pero el dinero se lo puse a miami !
puertoricanmafia 0
epicxD lol! haha
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Pray. Just pray there was no breeze
awkward_turtles 1
op should've traded in those sneakers for some slippers!
ptsportsguy1 0
ive willingly done worse
TKrisha_fml 5
That goos to know >.>
rogerover 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What the heck is a snuggie?
MrSexyPants 14
Only the best invention of our generation.
SugarRushxx 0
a backwards robe
mk58 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's an animal that you snuggle up to.
straw7bery 0
17- that's a pillow pet
NomOnShroomz 14
A snuggie is a survival need. If I had one and someone stole it I would die, honestly just curl up into a fetal position and die.
micheal259 4
are you seriously asking that question?
vballchck 0
it's a blanket with sleeves!
dkid_92 0
Google it!
kaleighiscool 0
It's a robe turned backwards.
LilSideTwerk 0
A blanket with Arms
JustKeepOnHatin 7
it's a horrible staticy backwards rode thts not even comfy
lolmaster7654321 4
*facepalm*
eftup 9
you're a moron, I'll tell ya that much!
x_messyjessy_x 0
and what's wrong with that I do it all the time :)
mk58 31
Outside? Yeah, me too.
volley4eva1698 0
SO IM NOT ALONE?! yesss.
Angel_Vice 0
so many questions...