Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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Top comments
Bloodknight 22
Well if he has no issues with your multiple chins, then mounds of stomach rolls shouldn't scare him off either...
diet_otaku 0
you're taking it the wrong way. he's trying to tell you that he likes you despite your flaws. he's trying to say that he doesn't care if you have a tummy, he still wants to be with you.
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Comments (93)
nazrew 0
dump that ************
Gia0896 0
Danggg.. Thats sucks..yeah.
youaresofucked 0
This is not an FML. being fat can - believe it or not - be done something about.
lahp 0
wow some of you people are really mean to the fattys
campbellshayla73 0
nazrew ur a ******* asshole I hope u rot in hell cuz thts the worst thing 2 say I hope u get so fat tht u can't move
KRYPTON1T3 5
if you don't like being fat, fix it. ydi
M0rt 0
Only the fatties that complain about being fat. it's their own fault; only about 1% actually have a glandular problem. And you can stay thin with a glandular problem if you take care of yourself.
M0rt 0
that comment was at 43.
epiikgangster11 2
finally some people that agree with me
Jennyyx3_ 0
are you overweight? if not dump his sorry ass!
SparklyCuntt 12
Who cares of she's overweight or not. Wow some people on here are stupid.
inn0centaphid 19
Great advice from a SparklyCuntt
Bloodknight 22
Well if he has no issues with your multiple chins, then mounds of stomach rolls shouldn't scare him off either...
MsQTpie 0
ROFL!!!! Sounds like my husband...
diet_otaku 0
you're taking it the wrong way. he's trying to tell you that he likes you despite your flaws. he's trying to say that he doesn't care if you have a tummy, he still wants to be with you.
MyNameIsLolz 0
Maybe it's a bit of both fatty fetish definitely exists
littlegolferboy 4
Yeah, that may be what he was trying to say, but he definitely could have picked a smoother way to say it.
_krystallynn_ 11
he could be a chubby chaser
glostik 0
Maybe she's not fat and she just doesn't want to show him it... But she's probably fat. [:
muffdiving 0
remember i you cant find a hole stick it in a roll
abcdefgh_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHITTT
abcdefgh_fml 0
yeahhh if i were you i would cut down on the twinkies : D ) )
291togo 0
I agree with the above post. Why should he care about a floppy belly, when your chin is the same way? Lighten up "tons of fun".
Butcher_1419 0
damn. beat me to it, muff
moonlit_manga 0
this isn't an fml. your husband or what ever excepts you for who you are! ok so your chunky, if your not happy about it loose weight! (sorry if a sound a bit insensitive.) look, I use to be big but I would not allow myself to be big once I got into highschool, I lost weight like crazy. (I'm 16) I came from a 16 to a 6 in jouniors. cheer up and don't be a stick in the mud, it's not to late! :3