By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States
The Top
You'd know by now
By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank
By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 10:35 - United States - Pittsburg
By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 18:30 - United States - San Francisco
By notautistic - 26/09/2014 01:15 - United States - Minneapolis
By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06
By secretninja64 - 21/08/2014 03:47 - United States - Saint Francis
secretninja64 tells us more.
Smooth brainrot
By S3R1AL K1LL3R X - 19/10/2010 04:21 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs
Spotted
By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States
Due diligence
By jobless - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Buffalo
By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 03:29 - Australia
By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 14:22 - United States - Big Lake
By notacreep - 06/07/2015 17:28 - United States - San Francisco
By dizzlewizzle - 06/03/2009 02:29 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 02:17 - United States - High Springs
Record breaking
By musicteacher - 12/03/2015 10:23 - United States - Bethania
By haleymcaldwell - 12/11/2013 18:43 - United States - Phoenix
haleymcaldwell tells us more.
I babysat for her when she was 3-6 and it's been a long time, years. She looks incredibly different. She used to be blonde, for instance, and now has dark brown hair.
By tallguy - 29/08/2013 13:40 - Australia - North Adelaide
By kevinfmls - 16/01/2016 03:27 - United States - Reston
kevinfmls tells us more.
I haven't seen this until almost 3 months later! Thanks for the support, turns out she was LYING about being married and just wanted to not work with me in the most obvious way.
By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada
By anonymous - 25/11/2015 02:59 - Canada - Edmonton
By silverlocket - 05/12/2009 20:21 - Dominican Republic
silverlocket tells us more.
Yikes guys! ... in reply to some of you.. A proposal I was expecting cause we've been together for oh well.. just 2 and a half little years and he had only mentioned it like 250 times in the past 5 months.. so yes, I was expecting it at any moment! The ring was indeed beautiful - not a family heirloom - and it was expensive.. I actually would have preferred a plastic ring that girls use to play barbie as long as it was OURS and not.. recycled.. But in the end, taking it to a jewelers and having it turned into a charm for a necklace wasn't that bad.. No we aren't together, and of course, he hid his relationship with this.. ex.. very very well for two whole years .. funny part ? she was engaged living with someone else as well! Oh well, one moves on :)
By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis
By Anon - 30/03/2012 05:10 - New Zealand
By ramis182 - 27/03/2012 00:17 - United States - Federal Way
By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States
By 11lyss1 - 23/05/2011 04:26
Bad timing
By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal
By sparkyjaf - 14/05/2015 12:41 - Australia - West Pymble
Keywords
Hey guys, OP here. Thank you to all of those who are telling me that I can do better and that they don't need me. The job was at Taco Johns so I wasn't all too devastated to be fired. I would have liked them to tell me the real reason they fired me or come to me and tell me what I was doing wrong so I could have a chance to fix it before they fired me but sadly they were not mature enough to do that. The main manager at the store really didn't like me for some reason unknown to me so I'm guessing that's why she fired me. Unfortunately I do live in a state where they do not need a reason to fire someone. Needless to say I will be finding another job. Who knows, maybe I'll go work at Taco Bell, haha. Thanks again.