Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate shouted his entire part of the conversation at the dinner table. He refuses to get his hearing checked, nor lower his voice, so now my ears hurt for the rest of the evening. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML
Today, I had breakfast with my roommate and he was so loud, my ears felt ready to burst. If I even suggest he needs his hearing checked, he erupts like Mt. Vesuvius. Everyone agrees, he has no "inside voice" and they don't know how to handle his near-shouting to your face either. FML
Today, as usual, my flatmate is so loud when talking face to face that my ears and head rattle. I can't say anything because how dare I suggest there's anything wrong with my roommate's hearing. Yet nobody else talks this loud. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML
Today, my housemate yelled at me because I'm "ignoring" her and it makes her feel "rejected and hated." Last week, she yelled at me for saying hello, and told me not to speak to her unless she spoke to me first, because she was "stressed out" and "can't be disturbed." I can't take her mood swings any more. FML
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Top comments
Jonaahhhh 12
At least when she's done you won't be able to hear any more of her stupid ideas for awhile... Sorry OP.
lokland 12
Time for a new roommate.
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Comments (77)
lokland 12
Time for a new roommate.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Why does this remind me of the time majin boo screamed to open a portal through the hyperbolic time chamber
flexbuffxhest 5
Ok but honestly that's a pretty ingenious plan
almightyteapot 8
Oh god, your picture made me read that as Clarksons voice. That smirk makes it even worse.
dragonkisses28 25
Yuck. I absolutely abhor public speaking. Instead of trying to lose her voice, why doesn't she just fake it? She is only delaying the inevitable.
nick3600 22
Time to call the po po
pandasaresocute 21
You should scream at her at the top of your lungs until she stops :)
johobus28 26
Or her roommate could fake losing her voice...that's a lot easier
Jonaahhhh 12
At least when she's done you won't be able to hear any more of her stupid ideas for awhile... Sorry OP.
itstrishabtw 13
at least we all now know who's gonna be good with deep throating
TheSwegMaster69 11
I don't know about yourself, but I don't scream when I deep throat.
brand125 17
fail at being a pervert
sorryheadphones 26
I'd invest in a good set of headphones
woainishamu 21
Immature roommate!
Marie54321 19
I'd try to throw things in her mouth until she stopped
Ihavegas 22
or a punch in the throat works well
Marie54321 19
I think a less violent course of action should do the trick #15
Khaleesi_26 30
Throwing stuff in her mouth os damgerous too. what if she choked
Ihavegas 22
shovel a ladle full of cinnamon and chilli powder in her mouth. hows that for non violence.
the_zero_article 15
Or cold fries
sunnyray812 42
As she screams, quickly stuff a dirty sock into her mouth then scream at her to shut up and do her report.
Brandi_Faith 34
And if she doesn't stop video tape her and threaten to tell her teacher that she did it all on purpose.
JayBunny 16
His/her roommate, should grow up, and just face the consequences
weveallbeenthere 30
noise canceling headphones. a must for any annoying roommate.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
why not save some money and slap that moron?
sayyestothedress 24
Probably a good idea to stay at a friends house for a whilr
sayyestothedress 24
Oops I mean while