kerensa
Mornington, Australia
Chill, lady
Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
notsolucky
Stamford, United States
Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
loss.jpg
Seattle, United States
Poker face at all times
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
great parenting pal
Child labor
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, United States
Spiteful!
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Thievery
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Sudokori
A Dog's Love = Priceless
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
all puked out
Netherlands
Cool your jets, lady
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Top comments
The_SkyCantLimit 5
You're obviously the magical fairy who controls the lottery number outcomes. Get your shit together.
areyouforcereal 7
Did you throw it back?
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MattBC97 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First N00000BS hate on me haterz smd !!!
MattBC97 4
astoryofroses 9
smd... shaking my dick? what is wrong with you?
MattBC97 4
actually its "suck", not "shaking".
DocBastard 40
Yes MattBC97, we all understand that you enjoy pleasuring yourself with an abrasive pad while erotically tweaking your nipples to Rebecca Black, but what does that have to do with this FML?
toenibbler 14
Your parents must be so proud.
toenibbler 14
At number 1 of course
rsunshine2020 13
You had the chance to be the first commenter and that is what you decided to say?
AznSamoan52 10
Sir, you just wasted valuable commenting space.
areyouforcereal 7
Did you throw it back?
MattBC97 4
Awww they deleted my comment ):
margokle 1
Headshot?
uberdubers 3
OP could have just said "losing lottery ticket" ...
hqbrat 8
Oops # 2
heygirlie777 21
2- your picture says it all. OP- Was it a glass bottle? If it was, FYL. If it was a plastic bottle, it still sucks, but I wouldn't consider it an FML.
The_SkyCantLimit 5
You're obviously the magical fairy who controls the lottery number outcomes. Get your shit together.
cupcakekallie 6
fun fact here, but there's a better chance you will die on your way buying a lotto ticket than you are to actually win the jackpot on the lottery.
Mideoyeo 12
OP...did YOU have the winning ticket? :D
ryguy83 2
What does OP mean
Uscdrew1 7
Original poster. There. No we don't have to sit through a ton of replies of stupid things abbreviated as "OP".
tandem123 6
Damn it, 78. I was saving "obtuse plankton" for a comment like that.
MexicanGinger 5
They could've googled it too lol :p
rsunshine2020 13
You should have told her you had the winning one, and then ran away so she couldn't throw anything else.
momolee 4
I heard hitting the OP's head with a bottle brings good luck
CoolRainbowdash 15
I would shove the lottery ticket down her mouth. }:D
goose12321 11
Hilarious
MindFreakazoid 10
Violence is always the answer. That wasn't even sarcasm >:3
poppysoda 4
Maybe she wanted to start a difficult game of catch?
rsunshine2020 13
Hahah that's one way to look at it.
The_SkyCantLimit 5
Your picture with this comment...just perfect.
outoftown 27
Or a ghost shopper checking yor reflexes.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would like to know why 7 people think that OP deserves having this happen to her. Wasn't OP's fault :/ I know it's douches and trolls but oh well :p
coolbrony12 3
That happens on so many FMLs. Agreed.
Zomg_Okay 27
Could also be people clicking YDI for everything for the sake of the "Judgemental"/"YDI master" badges.
brill33 7
Well, obviously you should have given her a winning ticket ;)