gtfoocd
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bucharest, Romania
Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML
anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Law and order
Today, I washed all the dishes and cups from the family dinner last night and put them away. When my wife saw, she had a mini OCD breakdown and yelled at me because the cups weren't lined up with each other with the handles aligned and the flower pictures facing out left. FML
anonymous
Havelock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
Anonymous
Meriden, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turn me on
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
vicgal
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML
Dead_Fox
Jonesboro, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
Hopefully your penis is properly symmetrical.
heythereyouu_fml 4
Well then, make it "properly symmetrical".(:
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heythereyouu_fml 4
Well then, make it "properly symmetrical".(:
noshatsherlockk 15
Dump her and tell her that she's throwing off 'the balance' of your bedroom.
CalCommando 6
Symmetry is a staple of a healthy relationship, both sides need to be equal. BTW, your girl is a spaz
StoryOfTheYear 15
I hear padded cells are very much symmetrical. I kid, I kid. Just chuck all your shit out and have sex on the carpet.
YayFlameWarz 9
I understand her issue. Im slightly CDO too, its like OCD but alphabetically correct the way it should.
changesinme 0
Next thing you know, that non-symmetrical penis doesn't excites her
enonymous 9
Your penis is not feng shui for my liking either
urdirtyolduncle 15
52- Is Tihs perplloy Stmeracimal?
hotPinklipstick 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She needs help.
memob123 0
Trying too hard alert^
MikeDa1Da 14
Hopefully your penis is properly symmetrical.
thisisafunnyname 12
"I'm not having sex with you cause you have one ******** on the left side and two on the right"
SmallyBigs 9
Dr. Evil^
franticravyn 7
Symmetry is beauty.
Manganimegrl 16
Soul Eater FTW!!! Lol Death the Kid would so do that.
omfg_creepers 8
Just tell her neither is your face and she will either change her mind or possibly be a danger to society or herself.
lrgenesis 19
That'd be hilarious but so mean at the same time
sarahmcgeee 5
it's actually a really big problem, I don't feel bad for you at all. just give her why she wants and you'll get what you want
stupidisntcute 0
Or find a woman not so screwed up!! Never just cater to a woman!!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
While we're on the subject of screwed up people...
lrgenesis 19
44 you're a douche it's a simple job of moving things around or hiding them for a half hour. If OP loves the woman then he'd do anything to make her happy.
wooley29 8
Sorry to hear that OP. Find out how she needs it to be and try to keep it that way.
PaulB123 11
Is this the girl who hasn't had sex in three years? Makes sense!
Baytheshark 14
I haven't had sex in 14 years....
PaulB123 11
Mmk?
xXkingmikeXx 5
Find a circle room? Idk I'm on school break I can not think of things like this.
DontModMeDammit 10
Tell her it is asymmetrical.