Today, a customer kept harassing me and threatening to sue me for all I'm worth because I wouldn't give her a free refill. Her reasoning was that it's "illegal" to deny people a free refill if there's still a little drink left in the cup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was verbally harassed by a customer because I wouldn’t give her special treatment after her meal was incorrect. I offered her a refund and a coupon for a free meal, which she refused before calling me a stupid kid who wouldn’t do anything to help her. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, a customer left their shopping cart behind their car and backed into it. She then came inside and threatened to sue me personally for not sending someone to collect it from where she left it. After 5 minutes of her yelling, I finally got a word in edgeways: I don't work there. FML
Today, I noticed a customer looking for expired products in hopes of receiving a coupon from my store. I told them to let me know if they found anything. They promptly began following me around, telling me how to do my job, only to later file a complaint saying that I was harassing them. FML
Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML
Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
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Top comments
cosicosei 22
That sounds like a rule I'd love!
lolita88_fml 27
Ignore her and move on. There is no case there so let her sue, she'll be laughed out of the courtroom and hopefully fined for wasting time.
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cosicosei 22
That sounds like a rule I'd love!
CheeseTron 15
tell her to go shove a frappuchino up her vag. then call her a psycho **** to top it off.
iAlissa 34
What the **** 29
SumBur 11
Joke on the username. Quite clever.
NeatNit 33
Clever, no. Funny? Evidently yes.
CanadiAnM8 24
I'd put a laxitive in her drink. And close the bathrooms. And then steal her car keys. Then make her clean her own shit.
laughtersplay 14
I mean you can't fix stupid but by the look of some of these FMLs, there's a widespread outbreak of stupidity that seems to be happening.
Little4Bear 10
I like the way you think 77. Then OP could tell her illegal dumping is prohibited.
thomcmoore 23
Give her the wrong drink
GTAmax99 12
Yes…"drink".
confusedAsFuck 34
I was thinking more like acid. unfortunately it's more expensive, and oh yes, illegal in some states..
allie2590 31
Yeah, OP should've pissed in her drink and said "here's your refill, bitch."
Inediblepeaches 15
Because losing your job and getting a possible lawsuit for harassment is totally worth it...
lolita88_fml 27
Ignore her and move on. There is no case there so let her sue, she'll be laughed out of the courtroom and hopefully fined for wasting time.
slycooper_fml 11
I agree. Unless you are advertising free refills, she has no case. Anyway, she's just throwing "sue" around to scare you, so I doubt she will do anything. Just deny her and move on. I used to be in customer service and I do not have good memories.
dallaschloe2 15
I love your user name! But yes, what a stupid bitch.
Enslaved 38
It's so tiny, I can't read the print on my phone. ):
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
"Goshoveafuckingfrappuccinoupyourvagyoupsychocunt"
SammyS2012 21
oh.... thats what it said. for me, it stops at ps, so i was wondering was a vagyoups was
texashater75 16
To bad the OP is male. Otherwise this FML could be titled "two girls one cup"
gc327072 31
"Well I'm not worth very much, so I think you'd be a bit disappointed"
zingline89 18
Of course. That's why I always make sure not to run out of gas. As long as there's some gas still in the tank, it's illegal for the gas station not to refuel me for free.
Chellec2013 28
What? And they made me pay for gas when I still had some left. Time to get a lawyer.
banemask 14
Human stupidity is the only thing you can count on.
olpally 33
"Customers' are always right." My ass, customers are assholes most of the time. Charge her a dollar.
Chellec2013 28
Charge at least $6
XxDancerGirlxX 17
"Let me get a water cup." Its 27 cents where I work. People freak out. "You charge for water?!" No, we charge for the cup, and should probably charge for the soda we see you trying to sneak and get.
jgriff79 23
You can't fix stupid!
skatoolaki 24
Can't fix stupid.
HortonThelephant 15
Run op! There's a glitch in the Matrix.
skatoolaki 24
So there is. I think I've swallowed the wrong pill!