Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Weird family
Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
TMI
Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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dumboears 8
It's like that stupid feature on Facebook that tells people what articles you've been reading. No privacy at all. But anyways, taking "dick pics" is never a good idea.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
what photos have you been taking that are worse than ones of your dick? just out of curiosity!
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tehslack 5
Yeah, be careful with that.
luongo6 0
Ah the social media realm, u gotta love it. There are a google amount of ways to be embarassed.
LookOnBrightSide 12
On the bright side, since it was on Google+, I doubt a lot of people saw it. Finally, something Google+ is useful for: privacy.
MedKits 9
What I want to know is, why were you taking pictures of your penis??
Wederoney 16
Wow, didn't think a human being could be that stupid.
michabailey 8
17: you mean googol. Google is the company, googol is the number.
moop256 10
I thought the number was a "googolplex" you know a 1 followed by 100 zeroes...
Marcella1016 32
A googolplex is a googol raised to the googol power. It's an inconceivably large number with more digits in it than there are atoms in the universe. It can't even be written down in its proper form (even if you wrote one digit on every atom!) it can only be written in scientific location. Now Google, the company...massive issues with privacy. You think Facebook is bad? I'm not touching Google+ with a 10 foot pole. Unfortunately OP got a little too close with his...pole.
jizzwold 21
106 I feel like that isn't true but I don't know enough about numbers to contradict you. You win this round complex abstract math.
Marcella1016 32
I hate saying this in this context...but just Just Google it. Googol: 1 followed by 100 zeros Googolplex: 1 followed by 100 zeros raised to the power of 1 followed by 100 zeros Everything else I said about the size of the number is true. I believe some scientist came up with the number to help explain the concept of infinity to his son.
hooligyn123 18
If your using the android app (not familiar with iphone version so I won't make assumptions) it uploads them to a private album only visible by you, unfortunately it doesn't make that clear it just shows up in your photos tab and shows every picture you have taken since installing the app. If you view your account via someone else's or as a guest they don't show up. There is a setting option to change that. Obviously this doesn't safeguard against account hacks etc... Or just uninstall the app since almost no one uses google+
happle 21
54- Is that a serious question...?
draegbomb 5
People and their weird fetishes now a days
MrBobby_fml 7
It uploads to a private folder. Also, it's opt in, so you must have told it to do that...
WoshJinchell93 11
You clowns, a googol is 10^100 and a googolplex is 10^googol or 10^(10^100). There are not enough elementary particles in the known universe to equal a googolplex, and therefore it is considered to be at the extreme of infinity. Albeit, we define infinity as a number that cant be quantified despite the fact that, at least in the sense of fundamental calculus, 1/0 = infinity and 1/infinity = 0.
6joe9 0
OP why were you taking pics of your dicks :s
DKjazz 20
If you are a man, and you have a camera, at some point in your life, you'll take pictures, not for anyone else to see, just for yourself. I have yet to find an explanation of the phenomenon.
lvnlife11 4
Really! Who cares?!? what did this have to do with numbers anyway...
ScruffyFML 10
A googolplex and a googol is 2 different numbers, in which the googolplex is around infinitely many times bigger, I believe Numberphile has a YouTube video about googols and googolplexs. :)
dumboears 8
It's like that stupid feature on Facebook that tells people what articles you've been reading. No privacy at all. But anyways, taking "dick pics" is never a good idea.
AssassinsCRB 0
Wtf facebook does that????? Shit...
girl112891 7
I thought it was only when you 'share' an article that people can see it. What bugs me, that I make sure not to do, is allow Facebook posts to 'use your current location.' I don't need to help the stalkers if there are any.
yahoowizard 16
Nope, it auto does it for a lot of sites. Pretty gay, but funny as you notice there's people reading weirdass articles
a1f0sff 25
It's a pain in the ass... Sometimes I want to read the articles that show up on my wall but I can't because I don't want to allow it to share automatically and do other stuff -.-
MedKits 9
It comes from a third party app that tells you what it can do before you install it. So if it's posting what articles you've been reading, it's of your own consequence, not Facebook's.
daffyduckdd 2
BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE BABY
teague95 16
****! I show balls, my face, throw up "MySpace pic dueces", and text bomb everybody. I've been doing it all wrong.
vampire1618 5
Facebook only does that if you share the article or read them via their Facebook apps. You can go to the actual website without it being posted.
islander03 5
#4 it says Google + .... not Facebook
kikidi 6
86, he's replying to 2, not the FML
Zahur 0
winning
downtime 13
2, Facebook doesn't have privacy issues, that would imply they have a form of privacy to have issues with. I recently noticed that when I comment on something unrelated to any of my other friends it can appear on their news feed. Major WTF moment. I comment on someones photo and it shows up visible to the world...thanks facebook.
babeyface 0
You would know the rules o posting those piccs.....perv
taintedayush 0
Ahh technology
ChaosAngel17 14
There's an App for that.
StoryOfTheYear 15
For... technology?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
This wasn't solely the fault of technology. OP's stupidity had a huge part to play. There ate settings for turning that shit off. YDI 100%. and FYL too for the shame!
sj100511 0
22- that is overused way too much and you probably copied it from some comedian
ArmyxWife 5
Just nod n say u thank you're dad for the wonderful gift. Just wanted to share it to others is all.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
*your
periwinkle95 10
What does that have to do with anything?
OriginalimoaN 15
Mostly, penis size is genetic. Saying to thank the dad for his penis size and saying he just wanted everyone to see it.
iDont_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why would you be taking random pics of your penis anyway?
cece91798 3
That's what I was thinking..
imepelepticsir 5
6, i would assume for sexting or trading underaged girls.
iDont_fml 0
20~I wouldnt doubt the "underage girls", seeing how OP does strike me as a pervert.
imepelepticsir 5
23, pedobear must approve before its official.
turtlechef 2
Same reason girls take nude pics they don't send sometimes
gareth22 0
I have heaps
vanemi428 2
Hes a dude and most dude take dick pics, get over it :p
pepelapew 0
Most dudes do? I don't think so. U look like a ****** rapist btw
MedKits 9
43 -I still haven't figured that one out either. Why did they take them in the first place if they weren't going to send them?
bitchy_bitch 0
I thought you said herps..
sasha_is_my_name 5
Hun they're not random......
redskyontherox 15
um well when i take naughty pictures they most certainly are to send to someone. if a girl in your life told you she took them for her own eyes only, i have a feeling she is lying.....
creamysandwicher 0
I wouldn't be too quick to assume that he was sexting "underage girls". He probably was sexting, but it doesn't have to be to underage girls. Or guys...
n3rdzgotskillz 29
what photos have you been taking that are worse than ones of your dick? just out of curiosity!
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
no kidding!
candiicane 12
Sex?
iDont_fml 0
Maybe him sticking his finger up his ass? Hmmm
ProhibitionRose 14
Maybe he takes pictures of himself lighting his farts on fire?
comedybreak 20
Masturbating
LoonyKev 0
consuming his semen, after a much need jerking
LoonyKev 0
needed jerking*
rogerusmc23 0
Somebody else's dick?
Dracoboxer357 36
Lmao! Hey #7! Considering all the listed possible suggestions, are you still all that curious to know now? ;) I'd pass on that. :)
Marcella1016 32
The bumps on his dick.
DeviantBreeder 7
An unusally shaped poo he just did, a dirty condom from last month he found under his bed, a used tampon he kept as a momento from when he had a blood nose, the cheesy crotch of his mum's dirty undies he fondles himself over, a pussy pimple on his arse he sent in to Dolly Doctor, toilet paper caught in his pubes, last night's bean burrito against the ceramic, his werewolf-like back hair, an award winning photography action shot of perspiration dripping from his grandmother's moustache, the substance under his foreskin after a week long camping trip, photographic ecidence of that grenade he brough home after one too many tequilla...
lebronesque73091 12
95- Yes, that would bad.
notjohn 4
Other people dicks in his mouth?
notjohn 4
Pics of other dicks in his mouth.
cjrand 7
I'm kinda surprised no one has yet to mention the ever elusive barking spider...
kkillaj 5
Maybe him doing a chilli dog to some random guy with breast implants
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
BEST comment ever.
goingsolo211 8
Goatse possibly?
ryanst 7
Why are you taking pictures of things more horrifying than your penis in the first place?
lrgenesis 19
Multiple pictures of his penis
lrgenesis 19
Whoops my bad thought you said "what's more horrifying than your penis in the first place" well maybe op has issues that need to be talked over with a counselor, like his desire to photograph his junk
diesel1226 0
His sister playing with herself, under the jacket on her lap, in the back seat of the car?
ninjaniki 0
what could be more horrifying than photos of your penis?
aurynforever 14
My penis.
StoryOfTheYear 15
^or your pedo-smile
construction 7
Her penis O.O
Puurfection 5
OP's face. o.o
WoshJinchell93 11
OP tearing #11 could be more horrifying than pics of his own penis.
lrgenesis 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ydi for taking pics of your penis… why would you do that that's disgusting…
ProhibitionRose 14
My husband sent me pics of his penis while on deployment. It kept the spark in our marriage alive from afar
imepelepticsir 5
the pen(is) mighter then the umm i dont know.
lrgenesis 19
Well that's certainly an… interesting circumstance. I guess there are certain reasons for that but op doesn't come across to me as someone who is on deployment.
ChaosAngel17 14
34- The sword?
tanneriscool 2
35 - how is it disgusting? I'm sure it's for a girlfriend or something and not just like "hey I'm gonna take a picture of my shlong real quick"..
acidfoxxx 0
Prude! What kinda guy thinks their dick is disgusting? U gotta think that shit is a masterpiece, if you don't what woman will..
ryukk_fml 3
ir- Are naked girls are disgusting? What about sex? Is that disgusting too? Grow up.
glittercookies 12
I love penis pics regardless of deployment. If you're in a relationship, who cares. Be more open minded
Loopulk 9
Then you've got a bad marriage.
lil_man6 0
#113 I will send you one;)
tanneriscool 2
Hahaha.. I'm sure your **** is a lil man too..
MedKits 9
80 -"guys, we know that our dicks aren't a mantelpiece right?" -Dane Cook
WoshJinchell93 11
Yyyyeeeeepppp! Would-tear 36.
lrgenesis 19
Everyone- there's never a good time to take a pic of your penis… if it's for your gf then just show her your penis in real life. You don't have to take a pic of it, seriously
mama2b3 20
Too horrifying to talk about? More horrifying than random pictures of your genitals? Wtf have you been up to op?