Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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minissaussette 25
Well what were you expecting? If someone gave their number to my brother while he was in the restroom you can be damn sure everyone at the table would try to know who it was.
mohamed_H 21
What were you expecting she'd do? I would be weirded by it too
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Comments (44)
amourmourant 18
Well? Did he get in contact with you?
interesting33 37
I guess OP thought the sister would understand and be discreet, not bothering the parents
sweetpotato301 7
Well obviously that was going to happen...
annoyedperson 25
maybe it was his wife?
Drnavid 13
I wish I had your balls.
Fartful_Dodger 8
It's sad that the other posters didn't think this was a good idea. Oh, wait...me neither.
drchinky888 9
U should 've winked at them and said "u got good genes"
ChelseaTheEnchan 7
You sound like you're 14. Good on you for being brave enough to make the first move, but that's weird and creepy.
Cebolamole 13
You gave it to his sister, it was obvious she was going to use that to at least try to embarrass him. Don't feel bad, she wasn't trying to embarrass you, just imagine how many "look who's got a new girlfriend" he got from his parents. Sibling love!
corky1992 33
I was waiting for this to end with the twist of her giving her number to the guys girlfriend lol. I was slightly disappointed when that didn't happen.