Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
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RenoEnvy 0
Oooh snap.... Well its not like you knew.... But he's a pig. At least you can now warn your sister before she marries a prick! = Its not your fault. <3
Seegtease 0
This is not an FML. This is a very good thing. You now can save your sister years (or months) of pain.
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RenoEnvy 0
Oooh snap.... Well its not like you knew.... But he's a pig. At least you can now warn your sister before she marries a prick! = Its not your fault. <3
Froghop 0
that isn't **** your life, thats **** your sister's life. I hope you showed her his phone number the moment you saw him so there is no doubt this is the story and its not some made for revenge ploy
Puolukka 4
I agree with #1 100% I hope you told her what a prick her fiancé is...
Seegtease 0
This is not an FML. This is a very good thing. You now can save your sister years (or months) of pain.
Via_Baudelaire 0
You know, this sounds strangely similar to a situation in Dan's Real Life. I'm glad you found out what a creep he is, for both your and your sisters sake!
Bloodycrustheart 0
What a dirty cocksucking bastard. You should slap yourself on the back and say congradulations because you just saved your sister's damn life. Her would-have-been unpleasant destiny anyways.
Spider_fml 9
Now hold on... True, it is a bit shady, but it's not like he already cheated on the sister. Marriage is a big beginning, but it's also the end of something, his life as a free man ;-) Maybe the flirt was just that, a flirt. The exchanging of phonenumbers is taking it a bit far, but how many men never follow up on that? 80%? ;-) Well, even if just 1%, he could have been that one. I know my boyfriend sometimes flirts with other women, I do too (with men then) when I'm out with the girls, it's exciting/fun and tells you you're still desirable, but it doesn't compare to what I have with my boyfriend. I have never cheated on my boyfriend and I'm convinced that he hasn't and never will either. The fact that he accidentally flirted with his fiancees sister may only show he has a specific type ;-) (as sisters are often alike) and does not necessarily mean he'll be a cheater. So FYL for flirting with a nice guy, and finding out he's not gonna call you in a rather weird way (cuz he's taken). At least you'll know why he didn't call ;-)
amelinat 0
That would have made for an akward situation at dinner, but its your sister that has the real problem here, I hope you talk to her about her man ASAP, or she's going to have her heart broken.
Bloodycrustheart 0
I just physically dont find it possible to flirt with girls that arent my girlfriend, it just doesnt do anything for me but make me feel bad you know? I love my girlfriend, and I dont have the predominantly girl's need to feel desirable. So much of female desirability has to do with flirting and recieving attention. Guys just dont operate like that. Outside of performers, guys dont really crave attention all the time to reaffirm ourselves like girls do. Its different with guys...when we flirt, its not cause we're just being "nice", and reaffirming ourselves. Thats not even a door Im willing to knock on, open, walk into, get on the bed...etc. Its too easy to get caught up like that. I only bark up one tree and thats my girlfriend. Your talking about a quick road to distrust, distraction from the relationship, and heartbreak. Not a good investment of time and energy.
Jimboom 12
Let slip to your sister that you saw him talking to a woman there and give him his number. Let her do the rest. It will be more impact if he tells her that he was hitting in her sister. If you tell her then she may end up shooting the messanger.