Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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minissaussette 25
Well what were you expecting? If someone gave their number to my brother while he was in the restroom you can be damn sure everyone at the table would try to know who it was.
mohamed_H 21
What were you expecting she'd do? I would be weirded by it too
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Comments (44)
ftloosenfanzfree 7
Did you not want her to point you out to him? Why would he ever contact you if he didn't even know who he'd be contacting?
neuronerd 29
I'm not sure how you expected that to turn out any differently. Of course she'd point you out. How else would he know who gave him the number?
AyeJay101 25
Of course you'd be pointed to - you're eyeballing him he needs to be just as shallow first to see if you're even hot enough to text/call
pedinhuh 23
Calm down there, just because she wanted to get the guy's number it doesn't mean that she's swallow. In fact, that's better than just starring at him like a creep hoping that he could get the clue OP is interested. She just took the first step, nothing wrong with that.
interesting33 37
Attraction is important - personality is too and can totally alter attractiveness but looks do have an impact. Doesn't mean you are shallow
FalloutScrolls 25
This was one of those stories that I didn't even need to finish reading before I knew what was going to happen.
punxsy_phil 11
You definitely deserve it
DoomedGemini 38
Can't say I understand the logic.. You don't want to bother him while he's with his family..so you bother his family. And, as others pointed out, how else would he know who you were unless she pointed you out? Honestly, someone getting someone else to be a middleman isn't very attractive, but that may just be me.
brendejafulable 41
I find this more strange rather than just bluntly flirting in front of his family.
kowsee 22
Hey, at least you were polite about it. And you are one if those rare ladies who go for what they want! Good on you chicky! Good luck :)
MandieL 27
If she went for what she wanted, she would have caught him while he was alone, and given him her number herself.
Bunnyluver 20
Maybe you should have given him your number instead. It's a little less concerning!
Sk8brdmenace 17
I woulda been flattered and asked u out. Very suave of u. And there's nothing sexier than a girl makin the first move!
Sayeret_Matkal 18
Nothing says 'sexy' quite like a girl who needs your little sister to give you her number for her.