Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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minissaussette 25
Well what were you expecting? If someone gave their number to my brother while he was in the restroom you can be damn sure everyone at the table would try to know who it was.
mohamed_H 21
What were you expecting she'd do? I would be weirded by it too
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Comments (44)
Moerighan 23
How do you know it was his sister? Enquiring minds want to know.
winecrab 7
What did you expect? Did you assume she'd be discreet? I don't see the problem, he might still call you.
worldclassrager 41
Should have waited until he got up and "accidentally" bump into him...and if you are stealthy enough place your number in his pocket...
moniculkin 19
I will be using this, thanks dude.
embarass 14
What if it was his girlfriend? Either way they'd need/ want to know lol
sammisweets93 12
at least it wasn't his girlfriend.
mrBearBear 11
Yeah flirting would be inappropriate; following a girl into the bathroom and having her do a favor for a complete stranger was a much better option.
hmicu 8
Honestly, as someone who's pretty socially awkward, I know how hard it is to do things to strangers, especially when they're with their friends and family around, but it usually saves yourself from a lot on embarrassment to just talk to people directly. But I mean, you live and you learn :)
ohSNAPyall 27
You didn't even talk to this guy? Of course she pointed you out.
Kimtrons 4
I think this was my brother...
memememe333 1
That's a ***** of a move. You would have embarrassed him.