Today, I discovered that my Dad's family very much supports Donald Trump. They tried to convince me to support his campaign by donating money. We're not even American. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father said I only voted for Biden "because I watch the news." He's a hardcore Trumpster. FML
Today, my Trump-supporting father and DeSantis-supporting uncle got in a huge political argument. They eventually made up, and spent the evening mercilessly mocking their Bernie-loving relative, AKA me. FML
Today, I found out my parents truly believe that Donald Trump will return to power in August. They also believed it was going to happen in March. It's like living in a death cult. Help. FML
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law thinks that Trump is the "best man to walk the earth since Jesus," and that he's "fighting the deep state who's in control of the fake news." She tried to indoctrinate me. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, my wife announced her support for Donald Trump for president, someone who vehemently is against immigrants. She herself is an immigrant from Colombia, who became a naturalized US citizen last year. She became this way because she was undocumented and I, a US citizen, married her so she could have papers. FML
Today, I found out on LinkedIn that my dad follows and endorses a successful cousin of ours. I guess I didn't make the cut. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my once-favourite aunt has fully bought into the QAnon bullshit about the "stolen" US election, bible quotes and all. We live in the UK. FML
Today, my manager yelled at me for not supporting Trump, who "obviously is the best choice for president right now." We don’t even live in America, we live in England. FML
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tehman117 21
Well at least they'll know his true colors when they end up behind the wall after his election.
Kaoticwolf 17
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL
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Comments (20)
tehman117 21
Well at least they'll know his true colors when they end up behind the wall after his election.
Kaoticwolf 17
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL
Kaoticwolf 17
Donald Lump
FalloutScrolls 25
He's gonna build a wall. The tallest wall. The best wall. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be huge. You're gonna love it.
Zhyber 10
I still don't get why people see greatness in trump...
fangirlofthings 21
Hitler was great, terrible, horrible and awful, but great. And Trump is saying the same things Hitler started with.
Iris_River 15
So are you saying you support Hitler?
shepardkinz 19
OP, I am so sorry for you. That is true embarrassment of your family.
Bonngoo 34
Bing bong wall
ElmoSP3 14
Why?
TheClassicMan848 11
Get citizenship?
Estelle101_fml 13
I understand you OP, I told my non American mother that if she's going to be blinded by Trump then she should send me off to live with my cousins in London.
Enkeria 30
I understand why you don't like Trump, but calling him "Donald Drumpf" is just stooping to his level of bullying. Just sayin'...
Theuser12 4
But he should be proud of his heritage.
Enslaved 38
If you watched the John Oliver show, you would know that Drumpf is his family's original name and that they changed it to Trump.
Enkeria 30
I don't like John Oliver for many reasons I won't state. I will add that the thumbs down don't matter to me. I have my opinion; you have yours. Bullying him just gives him more power and I know that the liberals don't want that.
ladyLALAA 29
I picture him flipping out and tryna block the sun Mr Burns styles