Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML
Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
was he actually making dirty flirty sexual comments to her? or are you being insecure jealous of his SISTER?
Lost Reggie 22
Alabama Throuple! Sorry, ew.
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Comments (5)
poopface82 25
He was flirting with his…wait…did I read that right? Divorce his ass.
Lost Reggie 22
Alabama Throuple! Sorry, ew.
Crowned Sataness 12
was he actually making dirty flirty sexual comments to her? or are you being insecure jealous of his SISTER?
QueenSaru 28
This. I feel like some people see 'flirting' where 'having a lively conversation and joking around' fits.
Underscore_foo 5
Sometimes I have to question the perspective of the OP’s on this site. It’s possible that you felt left out and jealous of their bond as brother and sister. Of course he’d be offended if you mistaken their closeness for “flirting”. I could be wrong but it’s something to consider.
FluffythePink 23
Ooooh... That's not good.