Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, some girl hit me up and was flirting with me over text. It turns out she was doing it for money and it’s been so long that I almost fell for it. FML
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VashSN17 10
incest is wincest. jk I'll just leave
Scotth901 22
You should have kicked them out from the service, and told them it's family only.
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Comments (19)
Benpai74 0
Bruhhhhhhhhhh, thats some ****** up shit
VashSN17 10
incest is wincest. jk I'll just leave
RinoaHeartilly 36
Please do.
Scotth901 22
You should have kicked them out from the service, and told them it's family only.
chinaski7628 32
I think they *were* family, hence the FML…
Iamleftout 1
I am very sorry about that OP, I hate it when others get harassed by someone like that. Especially at a family memorial! Next time you go somewhere and someone acts like that to you and the won't take no for an answer I suggest calling security or some person who can get that harasser to back off or possibly kick them out if needed.
MikuandKaito 24
Eww.
Moerighan 23
I hope you told them to **** off.
mrBearBear 11
Did you recognize them? Sounds ****** up but people crash memorial services in hope for sympathy sex. Either way, whether creepy family member or creepy crasher you should've had them booted out.
joeyl1990 28
"You might be a redneck if..."
jvanevery 19
there's your sign you might be among rednecks
Chazzster 32
"You may be a redneck if...You go to family reunions to pick up girls."