Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insects to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spiders aren't insects they're arachnids." The girl is six. FML
Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Today, I saw a spider. My two year-old knows that I'm afraid of them, but in an attempt to not pass my phobia onto him, I said it was a piece of dirt. Now he thinks that I'm afraid of dirt. I did not think this through. FML
Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high-pitched voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
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Naomimi_fml 6
Six year old badass.
MrSassypants 34
Then someone breaks into the house with a gun and she takes 'em out with her bare hands. Stone cold killer that little one is.
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Comments (127)
Kiki242 19
She's a brave one.
ScotsLassie 6
Brave, why? It's a spider (i'm guessing not a deadly one). Why would she need to stand back?
emeraldisle 30
I guess this means I'm not allowed to be a baby around spiders anymore. ):
toughchick14 15
She kind of got a point. Sorry but I still kill bugs for my older sister and one day you will have to do it yourself!
the_enigma1019 1
I'm sorry, I've heard stories about guys and their girlfriends, but a SIX YEAR OLD? Even if your a girl that's outrageous. It's a bug, get over it.
littlem91 29
You're* a girl.
fmlbaby69 2
Well, technically, spiders are arachnids, not bugs. Just saying
Tay_racer10 3
Haha yeah get over a fear- of spiders- to make matters worse getting bit by a brown recluse doesn't help
Funkymunky1511 4
Awww.. She's absolutely cute girl.:)
Austyn57 1
beast mode
88vivera 9
Ha ha ha lol that's funny
RpiesSPIES 27
Give me her number, I need someone to kill all these bugs that randomly appear in my house.
XxQueenofPuppets 10
It's ok, I would scream too =[ Those eight-legged bastards wait for you to be vulnerable then BAM! They strike!
riellllle 14
Don't feel bad, I would have done the exact same thing.
hapy_pig098 13
I like how your comment goes with your expression in your picture