Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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Top comments
Rawrshi 25
It's hard being a single toddler trying to raise a nest of spiders.
Malyssab 23
At least they were dead
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Comments (16)
Malyssab 23
At least they were dead
shitstorm28 11
took the words right out of my mouth
MofoV 7
That makes you wonder what killed them and why all of their dead bodies were together
Rawrshi 25
It's hard being a single toddler trying to raise a nest of spiders.
RichardPencil 32
At least she doesn't have a fear of spiders. She just murders them and hides the evidence.
species4872 20
Your toddler may have turned to the dark arts, Don't get her/him angry.
yes31601 16
Amputation is the only answer, along with burning your house down
TrippyEyes 16
Well at least they were dead so, hurray for small miracles
dakid87 10
Burn the house down!!
Hunter1154 14
Better than grabbing a clump of live spiders if you ask me
pntgirl95 14
I would probably freak out, but atleast they were dead and didn't crawl up your arm...
cootiequeen4444 11
you give your toddler toys that could actually get into the floor vent? Wouldn't they be choking hazards if that small. How wide are the gaps in your vents!?
awildwhisper 30
Maybe her toddler is fairly intelligent and doesn't eat plastic.
species4872 20
Apparently pretty wide considering the Mother can reach inside.