Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
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24788 7
Drivers never win and winners never drive.
hannahtaskey 9
You know, guys have more expensive insurance rates for a reason, asshole.
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24788 7
Drivers never win and winners never drive.
volley_hottie 0
Haha that sucks a bit but I guess some ppl get like that when they're nervous?
dudeitsdanny 10
The first time I took my test I was already really nervous about it.. We're driving down a series of narrow street.. I turn left at the stop sign.. The car behind me does the same thing, but in the wrong lane.. The old man then tried to merge into the correct side of the road.. without staying behind me.. Or passing me.. He tries to merge where my car is.. I panic and swerve and fail my test for.. "Not signaling", "swerving", "not maintaining calm" and a bunch of other reasons. I fear old drivers now. it's not the last time they've effed me over.. The time I DID pass it, the instructor had a hook for a hand.. I am NOT at all kidding. It was awesome. To this day I picture his name being James Hook..
joshemane 0
Haha I was downright shitty with my tests. Wanna guess how many times I took it? I think it was...8. 8 times. Haha if anyone knows about nerves, it's me. I'm a fine driver now, been doing it for a while, no accidents. But I think my favorite test (sarcasm) was when I pulled out of the parking lot, IN FRONT OF A FIRETRUCK, and obviously the instructor screamed and I had to maneuver my way out of that one. Obviously, I didn't pass lol. But I had other tests that were just downright stupid. I had one instructor who marked me down for being shaky, OVER AND OVER. Technically, I had a flawless test, she just marked me down for nerves. The funny thing is, she used to come in to the place that I used to cashier at, so...let's just say, you want the person ringing you up to be your friend.
Yodelmeister 18
Cool story, Bro.
Ashleyy94 0
did you pass?
null_fml 11
I believe it was sarcasm, because I came here to ask the exact same thing, lol.
JustCyanide 0
I was also going to say this. SARCASM! :P
CallMeHush 1
He should have known better than to park there.
Cartain 0
"There" being France?
TomasT 0
Woman by any chance..?
hannahtaskey 9
You know, guys have more expensive insurance rates for a reason, asshole.
shannon.elizabeth 13
well, the state farm agents that were guests in my drivers ed class a few years ago said men have higher rates because statistically the accidents they get into are higher damage/higher injury but it doesnt necessarily mean they get into a higher number of accidents compared to women (but no one should be a sexist ASSHOLE and say women are always bad drivers)
ThuNDeY 23
Because we like to show off our driving skills, and we aren't lucky all the time. Just most of the time lol.
teriwhale 4
I swear I've seen this FML before...
zook182 0
YDI for being a shit driver
I_Love_Nathan 0
AH HA i passed!!!!!! drivers like you that stop drivers like me from getting to work happy!
happypapp12 0
First!!!!! Take that :D
pegasus77 0
Fail
Fminetoo 0
Your even worse then the other person i made fun of for saying first, he was atleast 6th..
mylifeiscrazi 1
It's so easy to say YDI but what if ur life is just fcked? I saw FYL no license for you.