Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML
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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
Today, I met my new girlfriend's teenage son for the first time. His first words were, "So you're the guy who has been banging my mom." The rest of the evening he kept asking what we have done and if his mom was good at it. She thought it was awfully funny to hear me tell her son how she was in bed. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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InuYasha17 0
Awkward... o_o
Chunchunchun 3
Need to chew your boyfriend out for that...
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Comments (130)
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
haha.
imright24 0
Sounds like he's just trying to warn you that you're so loud he can hear you. Some vocalization is nice but the whole neighborhood doesn't need to know when you're having sex.
xohockeyfreak10x 0
awkward, and sketchy
sourgirl101 29
Your boyfriend sounds like a bigmouth, disrespectful prick to share such personal information with anyone, especially his dad! The apple never falls far from the tree.
yolie_fml 0
I agree. And what a prick the dad is for putting her in that uncomfortable situation.
monro86 0
wow, what a perv. nice for him to meet a young girl and the first thing he says is about sex.
courtalex95 0
hahaaa, awkward......
tcmate 0
hahaha that's awesome.
Horrified86 0
Ask him if he wants to SEE you scream.
LadyTammyA 0
My question is - why were you even having sex with a guy that you didn't even know well enough to see that he is morally backwards? this is why people should wait a little longer, maybe even meet the family first. Just a thought.
PoeSlayer 0
maybe her parents live in another country durr
DRush_fml 12
He sounds nice...
UltimateCommente 0
NO