Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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Top comments
doctorturkleton 0
I read 'boyfriend' as 'brother.' It made this about 293464802 times worse.
Dejaay 2
hahah, maybe he wanted to learn from the best ;)
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Comments (52)
Skroal_stomper 5
yea. go to town.
Fenteliman 0
I say join the party. What could go- JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST.
_streets_ 19
that's...interesting. maybe u should be better in bed, and maybe u shouldn't have a creeper as a bf.
iivann 0
give him some!!!!
daaron 3
exactly what the heck are you doing shit rape your bf he wants some action hearing old people go at it while u are complaining lol see who lasts longer OG's or NG's get it shawty
doctorturkleton 0
I read 'boyfriend' as 'brother.' It made this about 293464802 times worse.
_streets_ 19
ha I did the exact same thing and was like WTF that's messed.
flipflipflipidel 0
4 way?
MyChemical_fml 0
That's disgusting. Not funny either. **** you. -.-.
Skroal_stomper 5
I agree. That is just wrong. I think flip has flipped.
unidentified_sta 5
Indeed, disgusting. Threesome tops, too awkward with multiple shafts that won't go near one another,
angela3222 0
Oh dear god.
RufusCade 7
Listen and learn, OP, listen and learn... YDI
EqualsLife 2
lol
josieB666 0
lol awesome bf!
ydi_4_suking 20
Not a 4 way. How weird. But maybe a 3 way. It's incest if the daughter is involved
Rootbeerbum 15
your bf is a froopy wierdo lol
jessica_m7619 0
haha that's sad.