Today, it's my one-year anniversary of being sober. For the occasion, my father decided to spice-up my non-alcoholic cocktail with booze. I didn't realize, and drank it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my uncle gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne at a celebratory family event. We were celebrating me spending one year sober. FML
Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML
Today, I've been one year sober. My health has improved a lot, unlike my social life, which has died a horrible, lonely death. FML
Today, my alcoholic father volunteered that he was cutting back on his drinking… by switching from gin martinis to vodka martinis. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's 5-month sobriety milestone with her by getting absolutely wasted. FML
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mangopineapple21 2
that’s ****** up
Chazzster 32
That’s just sabotage… But you don’t have to let it ruin your life. Hopefully you threw it out when you tasted the alcohol.
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Comments (6)
mangopineapple21 2
that’s ****** up
Chazzster 32
That’s just sabotage… But you don’t have to let it ruin your life. Hopefully you threw it out when you tasted the alcohol.
RichardPencil 32
Taking a sip doesn't end your sobriety. It's not believable that you didn't taste the alcohol, especially since you've supposedly been sober for a year. If you drank the whole thing, you might have fallen off the wagon. Who wants to ride on a wagon full of sober people? Booooooring!
JillianJuneBug 39
So when I make a comment, FML moderators remove it and I get a personal email from them telling me off, yet comments like this one are allowed to stay up. Thanks, FML mods.
Alan Staff 59
Erm, there's no warnings or bans on your account so… what are you referring to? Edit: Richard is obviously kidding around. He does it a lot. He'll even come round to your house with a megaphone to tell you his jokes through the letterbox.
JackWood 21
It's all about down votes.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Apparently your father believes in "helping" people. You should return the favour with food full of laxatives since he's obviously full of shit.
Crowned Sataness 12
that was just a dick move on his part and your partner needs to handle that bullshit. keep your one year counter and keep standing tall
TeaTimeAbyss 22
Their partner?
JackWood 21
Drink spiking is a crime
tiptoppc 21
Yes. Because it’s a regulated substance. This would be prosecuted the same date-rape spiking would. Stay the hell away from your father.