Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML
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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
Today, I met my new girlfriend's teenage son for the first time. His first words were, "So you're the guy who has been banging my mom." The rest of the evening he kept asking what we have done and if his mom was good at it. She thought it was awfully funny to hear me tell her son how she was in bed. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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InuYasha17 0
Awkward... o_o
Chunchunchun 3
Need to chew your boyfriend out for that...
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Comments (130)
InuYasha17 0
Awkward... o_o
adddadancer 0
yeah that's creepy
epr 0
interesting conversation.
andrysb24 5
I agree, regardless of whether the OP's boyfriend talks to this dad about that, it's very inappropriate and rude for him to say that. FYL OP.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
overshare between him and his dad lol
andruha1123 5
stop having sex in his basement then
70candycane07 0
i agree with #1
05559 1
Lol who told him that in the first place?
jasonraces 0
wow, you shpuld said you heard he had erectile disfunction... maybee.... idk thats soooooo disturbing that he would say that, fyl
rutoku 0
the dad was confident in his statement. she made it akward by thinking it was akward :P
jetbot 0
how is this an fml?
srunano 4
YDI for being a screamer :D
Bag3l 0
YDI for having sex in his living room.
riceplum 0
i LOL'D
knightknight 0
one of my gfs in college, when I met her dad for the first time, he grilled me for over an hour on every detail about my dads death when I was sixteen. he thought the story was fascinating. what a dousche fyl for sure
Peacemaker9 7
yea like that's not weird at all.....dads a stalker!!!!
Viatus 0
Number 14, are YOU a screamer?
TotalStar 0
SUE HIM!
PizzaGuy11 0
im guessin how this ended...
Daerauko 0
lol yup she proved him wrong
iTaylor 0
sounds like a porno.
z620 0
hahaha that is an awesome dad
ugwmii 0
3-way? always a good idea. one he'll of a conversation. huh?
Griggy 0
O,O Holy shit...
wintamint101 7
i bet ur bf and his dad are realllllllyy close
Skygee7395 0
shouldn't scream then
kappaaa 12
like she can help it. He may be that good, it causes her to explode in enjoyment. Just because you haven't made anyone scream.
FFML_314 12
I do. Don't judge me!
FFML_314 12
Squirt is such an unpleasant word. *Shutters
FFML_314 12
Alsjdfasdfsakslfja! *Shudders. I haven't slept.
ccook85 0
61, there's nothing wrong with letting out a few drops when you laugh...if its a good laugh.
Jaguars25 4
Comment disappeared... Anyway, does anyone remember those Whoopi Goldberg "Poise" ads? I just thought of those.
Chunchunchun 3
Need to chew your boyfriend out for that...
johnnydudeman 0
Lol CHEW and EAT are much the same...nvm
remy3106 10
I'm pretty sure by chew he means to yell
NightSkyx 0
All this girl did was read a past fml and posted the comment then the comment everyone liked she took and used it -.- Fyl for not being original
remy3106 10
me?
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
84- I think they meant op but I'm not sure
remy3106 10
lol I'm so confused
knibbsy 4
At least you know you have his approval! YDI for thinking it's a FML. You could defecate in their sink and the father would just brush it off like nothing.
FFML_314 12
You responded by saying, "Want to find out?" right?
TheComputerGuy96 16
Epic win!
andruha1123 5
5, I like you
FFML_314 12
I hate you.
eshhayz 0
dw #24 she's not worth it . I can smell er pungeont , rotten fish pussy from miles away ...
FFML_314 12
Pungeont? Are you making up words?
mend0120 0
hahaha ! funny conversation.
lidemocr 0
gross! people can be so classless
CACC_fml 0
haha
Graawr 7
Well did you say yes?
lickmyjock 0
hahshahahahaha sounds like he wants to go for a test run and hear it for himself.
babbycakes101 0
awk. that is is so awkward.