Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancé seriously used the war in Israel/Palestine to call off our engagement. We had different opinions, so he asked for the ring back and stormed out of our apartment. Turns out, he used this as a ticket out because he was seeing someone else and didn’t “wanna hurt my feelings” by confessing. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?
UpsidedownKayak 9
It is better to find out before you get married than after. That sucks for you, OP, but you are better off this way.
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Comments (68)
McMan 23
Classy. FYL.
UpsidedownKayak 9
It is better to find out before you get married than after. That sucks for you, OP, but you are better off this way.
Emerant 0
'll lt smn ls crrct th typ. :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
There is no typo.
McMan 23
I can't find it. Are you saying this "saying "that" he" or do you mean "quickie" because that's correct in that context. Honestly I don't see the typo unless a mod was just that quick...
5t3ff1k4h 47
4- I am amused at the fact your post is entirely misspelled, though. ;)
McMan 23
O.O Don't tell Sirin she overlooked something or she'll eat your vowels.
UpsidedownKayak 9
I have never eaten vowels before, but they look delicious. How are they Sirin? Do you have any left to share?
boopityboppity 11
Sirin? Share? Easy on the drugs, buddy.
ZeeBest86 6
I'll lEt sOmEOnE ElsE cOrrEct thE typO woot..I'm actually proud of myself!
furburger 0
You should have said, "Talk to the hand."
Skywalka911 0
LMFAOROLF. WIN^^^^!^!^!^!^^!^!^!^^!
CommonSenseKarma 17
What is this, Germany?
PattisonDaStud 0
hahahaaa
LoveandGwar 1
So did ya do it? :D JK Sorry 'bout the breakup OP.
motero 0
u must resemble Justin bieber
motero 0
lol wrong fml
Mirorbo 27
I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?
5t3ff1k4h 47
See, it's logical to females. Males think with the other head, typically.
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ Darling, do you just inadvertently call me a woman?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Your comment made me think you were one since you understood that expecting sex after breaking up is not normal. :P My bad! It's not common to find a man who doesn't expect sex at such a time, at least in my experience.
Mirorbo 27
I'm just one of few men who think with my brain rather than my...well, you get the picture!~
boopityboppity 11
I'd like to think that there are more than just "a few."
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'd like to think that too, but experience tells me otherwise.
talb1 7
Steff it's more common then you know. You just have to find the right guy.
AkeemKN 1
typical stereotypical morons that put males at the focal point of wrong doing. here's a memo, not all men are like that. there's plenty of foolish women out there equally.
5t3ff1k4h 47
@ all - Yep, and I've found mine. I'm just saying for the most part I haven't seen men like that. Also - I realize women are like that too. Calm down, dude.
AzKoldAzICE 3
well at least she knows she is a good ****..
SrakaSrakasta 20
WHat the hell is wrong with you. Just because a person breaks up with you it doesn't mean they only used you for sex. Maybe they just got tired of your bitching.
prettylittledevi 0
well if you did it... then there would be something wrong with that
Doortje 30
What an ass. I hope you told him to go **** himself. Literally.