Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
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Top comments
SirThuswindburn 5
Some people pee when they're scared. And then there's you.
obnum 19
Did it fall back into your butt?? O.O
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Comments (185)
CaptTeemo 10
I feel bad for the people around you and any one who has to sit there when it's fixed
samcro3 8
Crappiest fml I've ever read...
Harshdfml 14
Shitake,!
Momocheet 0
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective!
Synapsky 10
Makes me wonder how many roller coaster seats that i've sat in have been shat in...
chisty87 16
Yea same here
TheRandomIndian 17
All of them, especially the kiddy ones
b_rizo 6
cedar point will never be the same
LolPieRofl 11
Aaaah! ******* OHMYGODTHEREISSHITFLYINGHEXINDNCON
natsaysheyyy 16
So, basically...you shat while upside down. Then, when you were right side up again, your ass got slammed down on your own shit and smeared everywhere?
emilyjgraham 34
Although this could be the case I think many others interpretations (including my own) was the shit found it's way out of the underwears waist band and slid down (or up...) his back! Either way they're both disturbing images!
sougstad 7
Your full of shit
BongRipsForJesus 7
Your shows possession, so that's obviously wrong. You're is a contraction of "you are", hence the apostrophe. You're/you are full of shit is right. Now you know, so please use them correctly.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
33- wanna post that to my Facebook feed so my apathetically moronic generation can stop being stupid?? :)
iamsayrahh 10
Not anymore. Remember?
saksxalmo 20
Your generation isn't any more monoric than all the others, you just happen to know a lot of stupid people.
BlackPhenom 9
Scumbag Gravity.
TheSirenRose 2
I'd be scared too if it was upside down!
Pleonasm 36
Chocolate fountain... shudder
tmbfan 11
Your puns always brighten my days.