Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML
Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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LyricaSilvan 30
I once had an older coworker do something similar. I got annoyed with her for something rude she said, and she promptly told me to "grow up," then held her hand up when I tried to respond and said "talk to the hand." I almost laughed, it was so absurd. The irony was just too much.
GhostFox 34
Emotionally immature is probably better than furniture hurling anger. I mean, you have to dodge less often with emotional immaturity, at least.
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Comments (13)
stingray112 24
Try to show some emotional self control instead of throwing a cha- oh wait...
GhostFox 34
Emotionally immature is probably better than furniture hurling anger. I mean, you have to dodge less often with emotional immaturity, at least.
alvarny 17
I told you that you'll get into lots of trouble with your emotional immaturity. triggered.
missnettymarie 25
Sounds like you were getting lectured by my mother haha
LyricaSilvan 30
I once had an older coworker do something similar. I got annoyed with her for something rude she said, and she promptly told me to "grow up," then held her hand up when I tried to respond and said "talk to the hand." I almost laughed, it was so absurd. The irony was just too much.
zainman13 26
Takes one to know one???
cootiequeen4444 11
Take inspiration from this. Join a dodgeball team. if you can dodge a chair, you can dodge a ball! Also will make for less opportunities to run into the angry chair thrower! hmm... unless they are into dodgeball...
jcash52426 5
To the person that threw the chair. Was that an example on the way I shouldn't act, or am I allowed to act like a fool and throw a chair in anger?
Hippo_Holiday 19
Just relax and nature will take it's course
Hippo_Holiday 19
Just relax and nature will take it's course