Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
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Top comments
SirThuswindburn 5
Some people pee when they're scared. And then there's you.
obnum 19
Did it fall back into your butt?? O.O
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Comments (185)
LunaticsWisdom 2
You should never watch a scary movie... EVER
VScpu 3
Haha that actually made me laugh out loud.
mommy1996 6
Well why not hold it in
thenewlautner 4
How would a roller coaster just stop upside down? A roller coaster moves with momentum and several people have to figure out the physics of it so that it is safe for the public.
Gestpacho88 12
Congrats, it takes real talent to shit up.
zmoney2121 6
That sucks dog **** op
Phobic_fml 14
perhaps roller coasters aren't for you if you're ******** your pants on them. maybe the swings are more your size. or the ferris wheel.
TcheQ 12
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
154rct 7
This is a fake FML A rollercoaster can't get stuck upside down without any media attention. What was the name of the coaster?
TheSirenRose 2
Gives a whole new meaning to being scared shitless!