Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, it's raining pretty hard and there are a bunch of puddles everywhere. I’m in a full rain suit and great boots, so instead of walking around the puddles, I decided to walk through the biggest one, only to drop down 4 feet, all because the city didn’t cover up a massive manhole. FML
Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
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Top comments
Myo_fml 20
At least he's making the best of it. Maybe you should follow his example.
GothickNihilist 15
Elderly people seem to understand, that since they are old the might as well have fun. It may be a disturbing sight, but at least he is making the most of his life. I think you might need some brain bleach though.
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Comments (109)
Myo_fml 20
At least he's making the best of it. Maybe you should follow his example.
erockinthesuburb 17
Scuba Steve's a nudist!
chlorinegreen 27
Sounds like the neighbor has the right idea. Maybe you should join? Bet you would make his day if you did.
hanymandy 6
Exactly, that's awesome!
cajekraze 7
Yes, strip down and go play in contaminated water. When the street is flooded, so is the sewer
evilplatypus 39
63 - I think you mean storm drains. Storm drains do not equal sewer (sewage) drains. Sewage drains do not "overflow" when it rains unless the pipes have ruptured. Sewage drains are completely sealed and go to treatment plants. Storm drains are (usually) not required to get treated and in many areas simply drain into the nearest large body of water. In CT or MA, if you go to the beach you're playing in the same water that came from the storm drains.
evilplatypus 39
*in the vast majority of industrialized areas
lexi365 20
Good enough for me? XD
TheRooster 6
I agree. I thought that was awesome! Funny as all get out and maybe a bit strange but this would make me chuckle and remind me to live a little. Neither FML or deserved rather, think different.
HarmDis 3
At least your kid didn't get kidnapped.
Myo_fml 20
By a creepy clown that was down in the storm drains raving on and on about balloons and helium's tendency to be lighter than air?
notjanedoe 27
I think you deserve a cool neighbor like that.
Fusion_Fear 14
This is when brain bleach would be nice.
GothickNihilist 15
Elderly people seem to understand, that since they are old the might as well have fun. It may be a disturbing sight, but at least he is making the most of his life. I think you might need some brain bleach though.
leogirl95 12
Let him live in the moment!
iOceanus 18
The elderly need to have fun one way or another. Even skinny dipping in public ;)
greysfox 6
:)
PenguinBitch 44
:>
lilhellian 27
:}
RainbowDashie140 12
8D
MissMess 12
Most awesome neighbour ever. Did you join in?
ichliebekekse 11
Maybe you should lay off the lsd(:
ulissey_fml 22
Waiting for the snorky comments.
HowieDoIt 21
Carpet Diem, the old man is just seizing the day. Water you wading for, OP? Join the fun!
gc327072 31
I thought carpet diem meant "seize the rug"?
evilplatypus 39
No, carpet diem is "rug day". It's a holiday we don't get here :(
outoftown 27
I'm favoriting this just for this thread. Well done!
Jovecove 13
Bro, CARPET DIEM? HAHAHA seriously?!