fouryearswasted
United States
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kennedygeeee
United States
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
DefiantBaka
Stony Plain, Canada
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Danny
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
taylor w
United States
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Anonymous
Time to move on
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Anonymous
Morganville, United States
Scammers gonna scam
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
the other man
Fort Smith, United States
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Top comments
Franco24 0
well, he's prolly used to butt sex with men. maybe you can work out some sort of love triangle.
Doortje 30
Run, run, as fast as you can!
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Comments (90)
goldiefox 0
hahaha! good luck with that!
Ali_Br_fml 33
ikr! he's going to kill you once he finds out you've been screwing his wife. You better run now. Lolz
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
propose a duel where the winner gets the maiden. go medieval on his ass!
OverweightNinja 0
Don't forget the glove slap to show you mean bussiness.
goldiefox 0
hahaha I would purposely just sit in her house in my boxers (cause OP's a man) and when he walks in just be like sup then he'll go all mad and try to kick my ass but then I'll tell him that his wife never told me about him and in the end I become best friends with Mr. Jail man and the wife got a nice little divorce. So OP just go gay! :D
Qluz 3
aaaaaw your picture is adorable!!! i wanna a tshirt with that image
GreatGeak 8
lol 7 wins. make sure to add a classic brick to the mix.
NickK49 0
Threesome! His asshole must be a ruined flap after prison!
banana_buddy 6
Totally agree 44, threesomes are the universal solution to all FML relationship problems.
breakofdawn1 0
lol
Mister_Grinch 0
That's her way of breaking up with you.
myknewverr 0
tell him while he was droppin the soap, you were havin good times with his wife
MfailK 0
Dude you are posting on FML which leads me to believe you are a wuss cut your losses pack your crap and let him have the the girl, or you might get bitch slapped unless you like that than stay :)
cusof 0
smack er
gooBUZZ 0
Unlucky, better luck next time OP. I'll give you a tip, find someone who is single?
dragonaair 5
Wow, that is awful.
Doortje 30
Run, run, as fast as you can!
thejacl 0
crime of passion, he'll kill him and walk
DarkHelmet 10
hahahaha don't drop the soap
Franco24 0
well, he's prolly used to butt sex with men. maybe you can work out some sort of love triangle.
Xavi89 0
lol!
sillybilly98 0
BAHAHA!
towboatdude 0
He might want to hook up with ya and leave her out of the picture.
Alleged_Cranium 7
I don't see fml, I see ylmf (you lucky mf). Hopefully you've been banging it, that's why she was with you, and now you have a guilt free breakup.
Mya_86 0
Ugh oh! That's something that should have been discussed on the first date!!